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They paid through the nose
During the Christmas time
Following the lists
Made for Santa
Squiggled sloppily
On salmon-colored paper
Patty wanted a pony
(like every year)
Robert wanted a robot
Doris wanted a doll
All were expensive
Hardly within the bounds
Of their budget
The morning of the 25th came
Silent and swift
Like a serpent
White stained the ground
The waking squirrels all abound
Staring in the window to see the crowd
Of three small children
Of three Johnson children
Surrounding the plastic fern
Placed next to Grandma’s urn
Patty got a pony
(one that was 6 inches tall)
Robert got a robot
Doris got a doll
By the name of Betty Sue
With curly hair and a tutu
Pretty Betty Sue
With curly hair and a tutu
Was the only thing around
When the police came
Mr. Johnson
Never drove to work
Mrs. Johnson
Never went to her book club
Three small children
Three Johnson children
Never made it to school
Pretty Betty Sue
With curly hair and a tutu
“Insanity” she plead
Blaming the lead
On her pretty pink skin
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- Title: Merry redruM Christmas
- Artist: Senona
- Description: * Constructive Criticism Highly Welcome *
- Date: 12/22/2008
- Tags: merry redrum christmas
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Comments (1 Comments)
- Ikura Go Boom - 12/23/2008
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my only problem with this is this: why are the kids going to school on (or only a day or to after) christmas?
it's a little strage.
other than that, I like it!
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