• I am part of a race
    that scarcely exists.

    A race that's kind courteous,
    and glad to assist.

    I am a gentleman,
    a good person you could say.

    I do my best to be polite in
    every single way.

    I'm not like the kind you find
    on your favorite TV show.

    Those are mostly just actors
    that are paid you know?

    I'm a real life gentleman,
    what else can I say?

    I'm always sincere and helpful,
    each and every day.