• You'll love it there, they said.
    It's so beautiful there, they said

    I hate it here, why did I come
    It's black and white, no color no fun

    It's not that cold, they said
    The snow is so fun, they said

    It's ******** cold, there is no heat
    I'm stuck in a blizzard, ain't that great

    The trees are huge, they said
    The dive is beautiful, they said

    There are no trees, just sticks and twigs
    Can't start the damn car, so now where to pick

    I'm wondering now, why did I listen, them damn Alaskans, oh how I'm wishin' I want to go home this is driving me insane but all this damn snow has grounded every plain