• I love my monkey very so.

    Even though it never let it show.

    But he’s not the nicest monkey to me.

    He left me hanging in a tree.

    He made me a banana split.

    That I could never forget.

    He took photos of me in a kilt.

    I don’t see where he keeps his guilt.

    He loves to hold open the door.

    But if you get there you’ll be on the floor.

    I always tell my mom.

    But all she says is sweet Tom.

    She thinks it’s impossible,

    I think it’s a problem made colossal.

    Eventually he went free.

    After he made a monkey out of me.