• One day there was a little douche. He went wondering and found this lady douche. When they saw each other they fell inlove instantly. When they grew up they had really ugly kids. Then one day the douche said to the lady douche that he thinks shes really ugly, so he pushed her down a well. He told all the towns folk that she went to Alaska to see her long lost family and will never come back.
    because all the towns folk loved her they belived these lies. Not long after that Douche met this really lonely girl sitting alone on a lonely swing. he approched the girl (with caution) and greeted her with a smile. This made the lonely girl happy and her face was filled with joy. after they had been talking for hours about nothing the loney girl quietly admitted that she had always liked the douche.
    from the day onward the douche and the lonely girl lived happily ever after.

    the end