• Okay, okay. Here goes.

    So I'm sitting at lunch with my friends and notice a milk carton gliding through the air. I dunno how I caught it with my eyes. I mean, this girl in front of me is so loud and seemed to constantly catch my attention without me wanting her to. Anyway, it happened like slow motion. The milk carton just continues on until striking a guy in the back of the head. I'm thinking, 'holy cow!'

    The guy gets up and slurs before asking who threw it. I found it to be the most hilarious thing in the whole wide world. So of course I was gonna go on and laugh. I do before standing up and raising my hand. The guy looks at me and chucks an apple at me. I'd like to say that I have freakin beasty reflexes but I'd rather not be one of those people that lie on the internet.

    So yeah, it slams into my nose. I fall back and soon a food fight breaks out. Had to be the best day of my life!... And then I woke up after nodding off in Naval ROTC. Would have been so sweetness if that really happened. Yep, I remember that dream in class like it was yesterday.