• Vampire Academy #3 Parent Meeting Day

    Dear Diary, holy crap! You’ve should of seen these yesterday we were at Cross Academy but unfortunately they wouldn’t let me be in Night Class because its only for Vampires so I have to sleep outside but anyways I was attacked by some three wolves they just wanted to kill me for some reason like “humans are ******** forbidden” and I was all like “the ********?” so then I started to kick there a** then suddenly some vampire chick punched through my belly I can’t believe it! even so I was freaking scared out of my ******** head I almost pissed myself…… O_O but then Takashi came to the rescue! She just started to bite my neck and then woohoo I live again! Except that I got red eyes and also I got fangs and also I’m a half blood although good thing I can still eat human stuff and even so be in the sun so its all cool anyways its ******** parent meeting day! AHHH SNAP! Even so my mom is freaking coming! Guess whos driving my mom here….. Principle. Ichijo…… I swear if he touch my mom I’m going to rip his jaw off and slice his d**k off what a ******** f** anyways lets just hope this doesn’t screw this up oh and P.S. everyone won’t stop ******** staring at me!

    By Rumiko Natsume

    Ichijo: Natsume…. I’ll be driving your mother here at this Academy

    Natsume: oh augh…. yeah thanks Mr.Ichijo! I mean hey its cool senpai!

    Ichijo: yes I’ll take good care of her

    Natsume: *yeah you better will b***h!*

    Ichijo walks off and heads to his car

    Natsume: dumb ********…..

    Takashi: morning Nazu

    Natsume: sup hey whats with Nazu?

    Takashi: I don’t know thought that could be like your knickname or something

    Natsume: you mean calling me “Nazu” for short?

    Takashi: yeah that’s the word I’m looking for

    Natsume: yeah sure Nazu seems kinda alright

    Takashi: dude seriousely I can’t believe you’ve survived through a vampires blood even mine!

    Natsume: yeah that’s something I seriousely don’t want to know… I mean I’ve been bitten like twice already… been bitten by that crazy b***h and been bitten by a cool friend who is you that saved my life

    Takashi: yet….. no human can possibly survive two bites

    Natsume: what can ya say you gaved me that blood I’ll have to carry it on my own free will even so I’m getting a hand of this vampire strength how do you guys do these things?

    Takashi: I don’t know….. its just how the way we are I mean we can lift up all kinds of crap

    Natsume: like a what? A furniture or something?

    Takashi: yeah with one hand man you really should know this! This guy came up to me right and said to me “augh…. hey hows it going?” he was all like doing these kind of s**t to my body and alll started feeling my neck and s**t so then he touched my private part and my boobs! I pinned him down to the floor and kicked his balls like ******** three times and sticked the finger at him and left

    Natsume: OH MY GOD!

    Takashi: I KNOW!

    Natsume: s**t did he pissed himself?

    Takashi: ******** yeah he did! He started crying his a** off!

    Natsume: haha! Dude that’s ******** hilariouse!

    Takashi: man you should of seen all the people they started laughing they heads off

    Natsume: I swear you’re the funniest person I’ve ever met

    Takashi: hey whats your funny moments?

    Natsume: my funny moments? Ok I was in Shinjinku that’s in Japan in the middle of Tokyo’s heart anyway this guy was all like hey wanna come with me? I have good paying cash….. so I was like “dude ******** you” so then I walked off he suddenly grabbed my hand and said “what was that b***h? What are you lesbian or something?” I got pissed off by that word so I was like “what did you ******** call me?!” I kicked his legs and got a pipe and totally bashed his ******** d**k and balls!

    Takashi: HOLY s**t!

    Natsume: I KNOW! AHHHH!!! GOD! Even so the people was ******** laughing there asses off there was this fat guy laughing as well he couldn’t stop laughing so instead he pissed himself

    Takashi: that’s ******** up

    Natsume: yeah and even so there was this other fat guy who couldn’t stop laughing so instead he had to piss so badly he went to the guy who I bashed up right so he pulled down his pants and pissed in his mouth

    Takashi: OH s**t!

    Natsume: man I walked away and I said to myself “w….t…..f?”

    Takashi: ok you win

    Natsume: I think yours was hilariouse

    Takashi: no yours was two fat guys pissed themselves and all s**t that’s ******** funny

    Natsume: well you gotta admit piss is sure a ******** weird word

    Takashi: ******** here comes Aono

    Aono: hey ladies

    Natsume: hey….

    Takashi: sup…..

    Aono: so augh… heard theres parent meeting day your parents coming?

    Natsume: yeah…..

    Takashi: of course they are….. why?

    Aono: well can’t wait to meet your mothers and all that how old is your mother?

    Natsume: my mom is like twenty eight…..

    Takashi: wait what?

    Natsume: she had me since fourteen yeah it was really weird but hey she loved him anyway

    Takashi: my mom had me like…… two hundred and fourteen
    Natsume: holy s**t!

    Takashi: yeah vampires grow really slow…. You see vampires are really young these past few years they’re age processing is really slow so they can make up they’re own age for humans they grow each a year so we’re pretty much who are pretty slow I think your personality is slow as well now cause you got half of some vampire blood

    Natsume: oh yeah hope my mom doesn’t freak out

    Takashi: hope you can get away with the red eyes you got

    Natsume: oh yeah these

    Takashi: well parent meeting day is gonna start soon anyway so yeah

    Meanwhile in the human world

    The car stops at Natsume’s mothers house and hunked the horn

    Mother: oh I wonder who would that be?

    She went towards the door and opens it there Ichijo was standing right in front of her

    Ichijo: hello you might know who I am

    Mother: oh Principle.Ichijo how is my daughter?

    Ichijo: shes doing lovely, today is Parent Meeting Day

    Mother: oh is it?! then I must get ready to go and see her! I haven’t seen her for about four days now! I’ll be glad to see her face again yet I still haven’t found a job

    Ichijo: don’t worry soon you’ll find one I know it

    Mother: oh is it? thank you that was so kind of you oh I haven’t asked you my name

    Mother: my name is Kazumi Fukiyama

    Ichijo: that’s a beautiful name you have there Fukiyama…… please take your time while getting dress I’ll wait here for you

    Kazumi: oh thank you! Don’t worry it won’t take long!

    Meanwhile at the other side

    Natsume: crap! I gotta clean up like hell!
    Takashi: I’ll help out

    Natsume: thanks! Lets put up some music

    Natsume got to her computer and turned on Greenday-Holiday

    Natsume cleaned up her bed and picked up her books while Takashi cleaned up all her CD’s

    Natsume: crap we’re all done

    Takashi: oh s**t! my room!

    Natsume: augh son of a bi-

    Takashi and Natsume started running to Takashi’s room like hell

    Natsume: crap how many minutes we got?

    Takashi: usually parent meeting day starts in… augh ********! Five minutes!

    Natsume: WTF?!

    Takashi: we gotta freaking clean up like hell man!

    Natsume and Takashi went crazy and started cleaning up their rooms and all

    Natsume: ok we’re done…… seriousely I freaking don’t wanna clean up again

    Takashi: same…. Getting all sweaty now…..

    Natsume: when does vamps get sweaty?

    Takashi: don’t know…. We just hate fresh water well any kind of water….. “huff” although sweat isn’t anything anyway so yeah “huff”

    Natsume “huff” well that’s “huff” cool…. “huff”

    Later outside

    Ichijo: alright students I want you all to be on your best behaviour

    Students: whatever…..

    Ichijo: V_V……. I mean it…..

    Student: oh s**t! augh…. yes Mr.Ichijo!

    Ichijo: good now show your parents how lively you are in

    Ichijo: Natsume I brought your mother just like what I said

    Natsume: augh…. yeah cool thanks….

    Fukiyama: Natsume!

    Natsume: hey mom sup I see your wearing a pink jacket, green shirt and a yellow dress

    Fukiyama’s hair is actually a pony tail

    Takashi: hey Mrs.Fukiyama I’m Natsume’s friend nice to meet you

    Fukiyama: its nice to meet you as well! Have you two been going along together?

    Takashi: oh yeah it was all cool

    Natsume: so hows back home?

    Fukiyama: well still getting a job….

    Natsume: *I knew that…. man I just wish someone would just give her the ******** job already I mean I don’t want her to be sad just like this….*

    Takashi: hey dude I think you should get your mother to safety…..

    Natsume: what? Why shes enjoying herself seeing me isn’t she?

    Takashi: you have no idea… this is a Vampire’s School….

    Natsume looked around and seeing other vampires staring at her

    Natsume: oh s**t! mom! Augh….. hey how about coming to my room how about that? huh? I mean hey its quite comfy there! So lets go!

    Fukiyama: oh ok….

    Vampire: s**t! damn it Natsume!

    Takashi: phew…. So hows it going mom and dad?

    Dad: Takashi! You’ve been friends with a human?!

    Takashi: you mean half human?

    Dad: oh wait my senses was wrong again….. augh…. wait was she human once when she got into this school?

    Takashi: yeah why? Besides she was dying by some b***h so I had to save my best friend anyway

    Mom: watch your language! Didn’t we told you that?!

    Takashi: damn it mom……

    Mom: don’t damn it me Takashi!

    Takashi: yeah augh….. who gave me a dudes name?

    Mom: it was your father!

    Dad: well you wanted that name anyway!

    Takashi: k guys seriousely how about we all shut up and head to my room I’ll show you around

    Meanwhile in Natsume’s room

    Natsume: anyways this is my dorm

    Fukiyama: wow you did a great job cleaning it!

    Natsume: glad you liked it mom….. say how did the principle go with you?

    Fukiyama: he was fantastic! She was really nice! Even so he gaved me enough money for the both of us so now I can pay the bills!

    Natsume: woah that’s cool mom! *s**t don’t tell me his just giving her the yen augh ******** it atleast we got some money to pay off the bills anyway I just want to see the smile on my moms face*

    Someone knocked on the door

    Natsume: who is it?!

    Takashi: hey dude its me

    Natsume: oh hey hows it going?

    Takashi: yeah augh….. big problem….

    Natsume: what?

    Takashi: they’ve been wanting to know about you and s**t so then augh… they wanan meet you mom…..

    Natsume: ……….

    HOLY s**t!

    Fukiyama: oh what was that Natsume honey?

    Natsume: oh augh…. nothing mom…. Just go back what your doing hehe…..

    Takashi: yeah and you know where people meet and all

    Natsume: yeah? wait you mean my mom has to go there?

    Takashi: yeah….. that’s where my parents want to meet you mom

    Natsume: crap I swear to god if your parents want alone time to my mom I’m gonna freak out

    Takashi: dude man I’m not going to let my parents bite your mom bro seriousely you me are chicks and we chicks are totally not gonna let that happen

    Natsume: ummm….. lame

    Takashi: don’t know why I said that but lets just get going already for they have your mom for dinner

    Meanwhile at the parent meeting

    Takashi: augh… ok this is Rumiko Natsume my friend and this is her mother….

    Mom: wow its great to meet you so do you drink blood?

    Fukiyama: drink what?

    Natsume: *clears throat* augh….

    Dad: wow aren’t you a gorgeouse one?

    Mom: grrr….

    Dad: I mean augh… it’s a pleasure to meet you this here is my wife Nazumi Olli and my name is Nickilli Kyle

    Takashi: wow what a lame name

    Kyle: quiet you!

    Takashi: even lame speech

    Kyle: *sigh* you always act smart

    Takashi: I always do

    Kazumi: oh that reminds me whats with those red eyes of yours Natsume?

    Natsume: oh these! Well hey you know I’ve been studying all day and all that so I didn’t got much sleep you know! Haha!

    Nazumi: well may we please talk to your brother for alone time please?

    Natsume: augh… whatever

    Takashi: yeah…. we’ll augh…. go and get something to eat…

    Natsume: dude your mom looks pissed

    Takashi: shes always pissed since I was born

    Natsume: wonder what happens if I get her pissed

    Takashi: Nazu!

    Natsume: sorry had to

    Nazumi: wow its an honour to meet you! How hard is it to be a mother?

    Kazumi: well lets see here augh….. you just need to be a caring mother it takes a lot of work to become like one like preparing dinner washing the clothes finding a job cleaning the house and all that

    Nazumi: augh… ok…..

    Kazumi: even you must care for your husband as well rule number 1 always prepare him dinner rule numer 2 care for your children and never sleep with other men

    Nazumi: *crap….. I don’t know how many men I slept with….*
    Kyle: *crap….. this women has pretty good taste…..*

    Meanwhile outside

    Natsume: I wonder how they’re going?

    Takashi: don’t know worst maybe

    Natsume: hey what did you wanted to do in life?

    Takashi: I haven’t decided on that yet

    Natsume: same it keeps wondering in my head

    Takashi: since we play guitar and all how about we do a rock band?

    Natsume: a rock band?

    Takashi: yeah I mean we just need to sing and one drumer

    Natsume: yeah now that’s living

    Takashi: we just need to find a drumer

    Natsume: who do you think is a good drumer?

    Takashi: crap I don’t know nobody has been interested in drumming all these years that they don’t do music class anymore but piano and voilin and crap

    Natsume: that’s pretty lame then….. hey you know all this bloodshed and all

    Takashi: yeah why?

    Natsume: I just don’t get it how we were born? How did this all started I mean humans vampires and other races we all have the same hatred but the worst thing is fear…… that’s the only thing that people cannot control, the more fear it comes the more uncontrollable you can’t handle with

    Takashi: well with most things anger is the thing people can’t control however we all still hate each other

    Natsume: humans and vampires can’t coexist can’t they?

    Takashi: yeah….. we suck

    Natsume: yeah….
    Later on the two parents got out of the parent meeting

    Kyle: well that was certainly a good talk

    Nazumi: indeed it was! We’ll be going around the school I just hope you have a lovely day

    Kazumi: why thank! Its been a pleasure to meet you

    Natsume: phew… no bite marks….

    Kazumi: what was that dear?

    Natsume: oh its nothing kasan

    *kasan means “mother” in Japanese*

    Suddenly three wolves came out of nowhere

    Natsume: what the hell?!

    Takashi: crap it’s the wolf clan academy!

    Natsume: its these guys again!

    Wolf: well we meet again Natsume…..

    Kazumi: Natsume…. Who are they?

    Natsume: mom stay back!

    Wolf: give us your mother! And your lvies shall be speared!

    Natsume: ******** that! i should of just killed you at Cross Academy!

    Wolf: then you leave as no choice then! Wolf clan attack!

    2nd wolf: wait augh….. crap… umm….

    Natsume: wait I get it…. theres no moon…. So that means only wolves can transformed until the moon is at night oh my god hey Takashi you see how freaking stupid they were

    Takashi: I know I mean look at them just wearing they’re freaking shorts on

    Wolf: crap! We’ll get you next time!!!!!!

    Natsume: wow dumbasses these days…. Hey mom you alright?

    Kazumi: oh yes I am…..

    Two vampires came out of nowhere

    vampire: well well well…. What do we have here?

    Takashi: Manora Soatome and Jino Hakafu its been a long time….

    Manora: it has hasn’t it? give us the mother now! Or you’ll die!

    Takashi: how about piss off and get other peoples mothers

    Jino: then you lead us no choice then!

    The two vampires dashed and speed hitting them with legs and arms

    Takashi: GAH! Ah!

    Natsume: s**t! how are we suppose to fight them?!

    Takashi: augh! just give me a sec!

    Takashi: Blue Flaming Star!

    Takashi’s Blue Circle formed around her and a blue flame came out of her body allowing the flame burning the vampires

    Manora: AUGH! damn you! Jino get the mother!

    Jino: right!

    Natsume: Flaming Back Circle Kick!

    Jino: GRR!!!! Your starting to piss me off now!

    Jino gets out the two knives

    Natsume: weopons…..?

    Jino: your mine!

    Jino dashs to her and stabs her in the scarred belly

    Natsume: gah…..
    Takashi: Nazu!

    Natsume: whats happening to my body…..? am I actually…. Going to die?

    Kazumi: Natsume! Natsume!

    Jino: stand still damn it! your coming with us!

    Kazumi: NO! Natsume!

    Natsume: what is this pure feeling…. All I see is my blood….. this feeling feels….good…

    Natsume reached her hands to her mouth and licked the blood which is covered on her hands

    The wind starts to change

    Manora: what the hell?

    Jino: this feeling…. What is this power?!

    Natsume: you…… put her down…. If you don’t I’m going to start slaughtering you all!

    Jino: what the hell?!

    Natsume ran up to her and sliced through her body with her fist

    Jino: GAH!!!!!!! No this can’t be happening! How can a piece of s**t half-blood like you kill me?! AHHH!!!

    Jino turned to dust

    Manora: JINO NO!

    Natsume: your next…..

    Manora: gah….. you’ll pay! I’ll have to retreat for now…..

    Manora ran to the forest and retreated

    Takashi: wow Nazu I never knew you can fight like that way…. Are you alright?

    Natsume: don’t touch me!

    Takashi: augh….. Nazu….
    Natsume: I don’t know who I am…. I’ve just been awakened from this body….. who am i?

    Takashi: your Rumiko Natsume…. Whats going on?

    Natsume: I don’t know…. yet….. I’m guessing this body is my creator, I’m going to rest for a bit…. Time to swipe bodies

    Natsume falled down and slept on the ground

    Takashi: Nazu…. Jeez….

    Kazumi: is Natsume going to be alright?

    Takashi: yeah she is… shes just taking a nap….

    Meanwhile at the dorm

    Natsume: augh…. where am i?

    Takashi: sup Nazu…. You just slept when you tooken those guys out anyways I’m going to let you have alone time with your mother

    Natsume: augh… yeah sure thanks

    Kazumi: hello Natsume how are you feeling?

    Natsume: pretty alright I guess

    Kazumi: …….

    Natsume: you know what I am… haven’t you?

    Kazumi: oh Natsume! I don’t care what you are! Your still my daughter! And I will lstill love you!

    Kazumi hugged her and cries on her shoulder

    Natsume: kasan….

    To be continued

    #1 A New Beginning

    # 2 Transformation Begins

    # 3 Parent Meeting

    #4 The White Haired Girl