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my name is destiny im 16,i love to read,but i also love the internet and tv so no im not a bookworm...i dont eat books i inhale them. i live in CA,in the valley.i love my friends more that just about anything and this summer im going to go and live in germany with my aunt for a school year.thats all im gonna write at the moment so heres some funny pics and some of my favoret avi art if you want to know who did it pm me.xD<br />
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mrgreen <br />
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this is so funny <br />
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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'<br />
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80% held up their hands.<br />
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The Minister then repeated his question.<br />
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All responded this time, except one small, elderly lady.<br />
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'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'<br />
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'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly<br />
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'Mrs. Neely, that's very unusual. How old are you?'<br />
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'Ninety-eight.' she replied.<br />
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'Oh! Well, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'<br />
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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:<br />
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'I outlived the bitches.'<br />
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rofl so funny huh??? mrgreen <br />
thanks for the free art naomai!!!<br />
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