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  • Artist Info: I am currently a college student majoring in Homeland Security (as a crime scene technician), and spend most of the week at school. I love the unusual and morbid, and have been told that I have an extremely twisted and dark sense of humor. I'm not one for political correctness, so if I offend you, then just go put on your big girl panties and deal with it, or go sit in your emo corner and cry. I am just blunt that way; I don't care what others think of me.<br />
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    Anyways, my hobbies include scaring/shocking people, playing video games, writing, listening to music, and developing new methods of tormenting those who piss me off <3. <br />
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    Pet Peeves: bad grammar/spelling, snobbiness, stupid people (just die already, okay?), dishonesty, posers, leaving doors ajar, being interupted, having art (any type) theft, slow people, stupid questions, loud people in bookstores, etc.<br />
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    I am also a fan of anime and manga, as well as coffee, bouncy balls, pastries, knives/daggers/swords, guns, and paint. If sick or provoked, I can be extremely aggressive or violent, and tend to isolate myself from others so that I don't waste my energy on them. I don't care if I offend people, nor what they think of me (as I stated above), and I can't be bothered to hold my tongue to spare anyone's feelings. Get over it. Hmmm...I have 545 bouncy balls in my collection, five favorite colors, a tendency to make random noises, and freckles. I know that was a very disorganized (i.e. random) description, but I don't care to change it.<br />
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    Ummm...when I think of more (or decide not to be so lazy), I'll add more.
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