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  • Artist Info: When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice and let the world figure out how the fuck you did it.<br />
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    You, you, and you...Panic. the rest of you, come with me...!<br />
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    It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.<br />
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    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.<br />
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    Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson<br />
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    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz<br />
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    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.<br />
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    Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.<br />
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    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.<br />
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    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.<br />
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    "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams<br />
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    He who laughs last didn't get it.<br />
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    The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch<br />
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    I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.<br />
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