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  • Artist Info: I'm told I have to do a profile *grumbles and complains* but I hate doing them. I hate telling about myself. Instead I offer you quotes (many of which adorn my bedroom wall) feel free to infer what you will from my quotes.<br />
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    What a long, strange trip it's been<br />
    The longest road in the world is the road to redemption<br />
    When you're caught between heaven and hell... make them both suffer<br />
    Reality is just a visitor<br />
    True power cannot be contained<br />
    To be a great king, you must first be a great man<br />
    Your mind is the ultimate weapon<br />
    There's no kill, like overkill<br />
    There are more molecules of water in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean<br />
    You cannot waste a day when the night brings a hearse so go ahead, plead the fifth, cause you cannot plead the first<br />
    I'm so tired, but I can't sleep, standin' on the edge of somethin' much too deep. It's funny how I feel so much but cannot say a word, I'm screamin' inside but I can't be heard.<br />
    ((Question smile ) Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? ((Answer smile ) Quis quidem custodiet ipsos custodes?<br />
    ((And now in English)) Who watches the watchmen? Who indeed watches the watchmen?<br />
    There are no stupid questions. But there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.<br />
    E-mail Auto-summary: A job offer, vaguely menacing.<br />
    Is the glass half-empty or half-full?<br />
    The glass isn't half-empty or half-full. What you're looking at is half a pint of depreciable assets sitting in a pint of capital infrastructure that can be amortized over two periods. ~ Finance version.<br />
    That's half a pint, all that's wrong is that the glass is twice as large as it needs to be. ~Engineering version.<br />
    The glass should be made of pigskin and beer is historically inauthentic. ~Re-enactor's version    <br />
    Who is John Galt?<br />
    You can be pretty sure you're a geek if:<br />
    *You have ever referred to your brain as "wetware."<br />
    *You have ever discussed the infeasibility of constructing a cookie with a Matter Compiler.<br />
    *You have ever uttered the words: "If the singularity doesn't hurry up and get here Charles Stross novels are going to become just like The Year 2001"<br />
    *You only order your caffinated beverages from ThinkGeek.com<br />
    *You can talk about the fact that there is a biological limit to the number of Bawls you can drink in a day without also making a crude joke.    <br />
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    More to come whenever the hell I feel like it
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