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THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART<br />
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute<br />
intervals.<br />
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3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.<br />
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4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.<br />
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5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and<br />
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk<br />
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if he knows where the anti-depressants are.<br />
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9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme<br />
from Mission Impossible.<br />
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10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,<br />
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"<br />
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11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"<br />
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12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of<br />
toilet paper in here!"<br />
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13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"<br />
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14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun<br />
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several<br />
bullets to the chest.<br />
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15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a<br />
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)<br />
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16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"<br />
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17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.<br />
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FAKE AS S FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “B itch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”<br />
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.<br />
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FAKE A SS FRIENDS: Will ignore this<br />
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it<br />
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EVERYBODY THIS IS ZACK UCHIHA a.k.a. Zacky-Kun<br />
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Who is also my boyfriend hehehe!<br />
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Zacky Sick Shinna climbimg mountains= Not a good situation<br />
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It's Nelson<br />
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It's Momoko<br />
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LOL Muchiha<br />
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4laugh Hello everybody I'm Chu-Shinna or you can just call me <br />
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Chu or whatever. I'm here because of my friends and 2 make <br />
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new friends. I love to draw on my spare time or hang around my<br />
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friends. Umm...I really can't think of anything right now so umm...have a look and around and whatever so....<br />
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TEHEE<br />
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Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!<br />
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