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My name is Tortilinie. <br />
My day job is a Soul Salesman and my night job is a pimp. I live in a dumpster behind McDonalds with my diseased cats.<br />
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My friend Draper lives behind me in a box and uses a dead rat filled with cocaine as a pillow.<br />
I am a devout worshiper of the Master Betsey. <br />
Nin and I go to azkaban and steal crayons from applebees. <br />
Igor is my favorite little Russian.<br />
Alyssa throws lettuce at whaling boats.<br />
I love you guys. =] <br />
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