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  • Artist Info: Hi, I'm Jon. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must NEVER ask me how. You are never alone in the company of a rubber ducky. I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the other side of the sun. I know a lot about the mating rituals of dolphins, both the smartest and sexiest creature on the planet. If you stuffed a zeppelin with sugar cookies, the color purple would still suck at checkers. HAAAAY, KOOL-AID! I'm a fucking Viking. Barrel rolls are performed by pressing "Z" or "R" twice. Mahatma Gandhi once said, "I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent", but that fucker is dead, and nobody cares anymore. Don't trust whitey. A day without sunshine is like night.
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