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    Hey thar. I'm Dimmy. Not my real name, but I don't want you pedos knowing who I am D:<
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    I like anime. Anime I am currently in love with are as follows:<br />
    Ghost Hunt<br />
    Naruto<br />
    Death Note<br />
    Azumanga Daioh<br />
    Jyu-oh-Sei<br />
    Soul Eater<br />
    Higurashi no Naku Koro ni<br />
    Ouran High School Host Club<br />
    Hetalia Axis Powers<br />
    Fullmetal Alchemist<br />
    Junjou Romantica<br />
    Bakuman<br />
    Vassalord<br />
    Shugo Chara
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    Twincest rocks my very existence. Don't gimme any of that "That's so wrong!" crap. It's sexy, and you know it.
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    You are a Badass Uke!<br />
    Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.<br />
    Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme<br />
    Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme<br />
    What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
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    Chimo Baka is my Chibi Seme
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    [I've taken like, 5 seme/uke quizzes. I always get the sluttiest uke possible. Go figure]
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    That one in the middle? That's Italy. I have claimed him as me, and so it shall be.
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    [Chimo Baka is Germany, and x x Starry x x is Japan : D]<br />
    And here's a fun little IM chat between Chimo Baka and me.<br />
    Oh and, don't mind the CAPS. We do that sometimes.
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    Transperent Yaoi: YOU KNOW WHAT<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: I'M GONNA BE PRETTY PISSED IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR BEATING FALL OUT BOY TRAIL LIKE, FIFTY TIMES
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    Chimo Baka: YOU WOUN'T<br />
    Chimo Baka: SO, DON'T BE SUPRISED
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    Transparent Yaoi: ALL IT SAID WAS "BEAT THE GAME, AND YOU GET TICKETS"<br />
    Chimo Baka: THE TICKETS ARE A LIE<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: DAMMIT<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: FIRST THE CAKE,<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: NOW THE TICKETS
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    Chimo Baka: NEXT IS THE YAOI<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: FUCK NO<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: YAOI IS THE ONE TRUTH OF THE WORLD
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    Chimo Baka: WOAH<br />
    Chimo Baka: PREACH TO ME MOAR<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: WELL YOU SEE, IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS A MAN NAMED GOD.<br />
    Chimo Baka: FO' REALS?<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: FO REALS<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: HE HAD ALL DIS MAGIX N SHIT<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND ONE DAY HE WAS LIKE "I'M LONELY. I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO"<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: SO HE MADE A FRIEND<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: NOW, GOD ISN'T STUPID
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    Chimo Baka: FO' SHO?<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: HE DIDN'T WANNA LOOK AT SOME UGLY ASS MO FO FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: SO HE MADE HIS FRIEND SUPER SEXY.
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    Chimo Baka: I KNOW DAS RITE<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND BECAUSE GOD HAS THE MAGICAL ABILITY TO FLY, HE GAVE HIS NEW BUDDY WINGS.<br />
    Transparent Yaoi:WHICH MADE HIM TEN TIMES SEXIER<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: THIS IS HIS BUDDY
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    Chimo Baka: WOAH SNAPS<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: NOW, AFTER SEEING WHAT HE HAD DONE, HE WAS LIKE "HOLY SHIT, I WANT TO SMEX YOU"<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: BUT THEN HE REALIZED, HE HAD MADE HIS BUDDY IN HIS OWN IMAGE<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND HE HAD A PENOR
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    Chimo Baka: GASP<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: BUT, HE REALIZED A BACK DOOR INTO THIS PLAN<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: LITTERALLY
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    Chimo Baka: WHAT A TWIST!<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND SO, GOD BUTTSEXED HIS CREATION FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND IN HIS LAZINESS, HE MADE WOMEN REALLY UGLY<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: CAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY WITH HIS BUTT BUDDY
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    Chimo Baka: I UNDERSTAND NOW!<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND ADAM LOVED THE WOMAN, FOR THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE AROUND<br />
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    * * * Later on * * *<br />
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    Transparent Yaoi: I'M WATCHING THIS VIDEO WITH THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS, AND THEIR PICTURES AND STUFF, AND I WASN'T PAYING MUCH ATTENTION ANYMORE AND I JUST GLANCED AT THE SCREEN AND SAW "AARON DISMUKE" AND I WAS LIKE : O<br />
    Chimo Baka: : O<br />
    Chimo Baka: BUT NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE A NERDY BLACK KID
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    Transparent Yaoi: DX<br />
    Chimo Baka: SILLY PUBERTY<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: WHY AARON<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: FUCKING PUBERTY
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    Chimo Baka: XD<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: IT RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!<br />
    Chimo Baka: SORRY ABOUT THAT<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: I KNOW WHY THAT IS!<br />
    Chimo Baka: ENLIGHTEN ME, OH GREAT PREACHER OF HIS WORD<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: EVENTUALLY, GOD'S BUTT BUDDY GREW TIRED OF HIM, AND LEFT HIM.<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: FOR ZEUS.<br />
    Transparent Yaoi: AND GOD GREW ANGRY, AND MADE PUBERTY, SO HIS EX-BUDDY'S VOICE SCREWED UP, AND DROVE ZEUS AWAY.
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    That's God's butt buddy. See that cross tattoo? You know God's tapped that ass.
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