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    Stories That Make Me Happy. Written By Friends Of Mine.
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    - Write me one? c:    <br />
    Rio's Story.<br />
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    once upon many of times, there was this time, where vikings rode gigantic turtles and stuff, anyway during that time there was no grass, a giant meteor the shape of a dick struck earth's crust and laid eggs. the eggs fertilized the ground and produced pubic hair in place of grass. the skies were teal with flying pigs which sang katey perry songs. then one day a mystical old man popped out of the toilet in a house far away from the ocean. many ppl believed he was god. he had a big mustache and noodle legs. he was the best tennis player also but not only that, he was the wisest guy in his own town. he told the men and women in the village that one day there will be a princess arriving from the heavens, everyone was afriad and even happy for they did not know if this was a good thing or bad thing. after he gave his speech he took out a golden sticker and places it on his forehead then he exploded and never came back. then many years later when all the pubic hair grass had left due to horrible fires, a pig from the teal sky came and started to blow on the ground, he/she did this once or twice but nothing happened. so he/she tried again.... then he/she started blowing really hard until it took a shit in the process however, he/she blew just right after that and a baby came out, after the shit was removed of course, this baby was known as princess Annah :'D it was said that many towns ppl were suppose to greet her to this wonderful world but it was 2 am and the town was asleep, however, in the later hours she came and announced she was princess, but a black girl in the crowd said "no ur not" she turned with fierceness and zapped the girl making her fat lips explode and making her float out of this earth where the rest of her will explode do to the universe's pressure. afterwards everyone started to pay attention and put their phones away. the princess then spoke loud and clear after a tiny burp " FEMALES AND MALES OF THIS POWDAH! i am your princess and i will not serve any duties for u, all of u r here to make sure i am safe from the winds of the west and gilligroin's ghost! u will feed me everday when i come! now then farewell and she rides a fat unicorn into the sky and bumps every pig in the way until she dissapears into a cloud she is said to come back one day, oh ya she also does backflips and she requires u to take notes. oh and she grew to 14 years of age in that one night of birth, it was just a quick spurt.<br />
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    Gilligroin's Predictions.
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    So, these stories are made from a friend of mine, who has the power to tell me my past,future, and life as a duck.<br />
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    I give you, his gorgeous stories of my life.<br />
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    Scenario 1 = You were born in a small pond in a local New York City park. You had many friends as a child because of your outgoing and mature nature. Still, you had a charisma about you that made all the other children want to follow in your footsteps. They did whatever you wanted. You were wise beyond your years yet kind and gentle to the others. It wasn't hard to see why you became their leader once you turned the ripe age of 3. Shortly after though, You would embark on an adventure throughout the park with your friends that would change your life forever.<br />
    part 1 of your childhood.<br />
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    Scenario 2 = You were born in a small pond in a local New York City park. Bitches knew your name and niggas stayed out of your way. You were the baddest mother ducker (literally you're a duck) in the bronx. Even mob bosses knew their place and respected your hood.<br />
    or... hood = territory<br />
    you got rich off drug deals and prostitution (you da pimp) and basically ran the city.<br />
    eventually you ran for mayor.<br />
    but they said ducks couldn't run. and you stabbed them in the throat with your beak. everyone died u became mayor, then conquered usa with your army of imported bears.<br />
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    - Waynerick Star     <br />
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    Jennifer's Story About Our Brotherhood
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    Well this story is for Alteiya and Arriana<br />
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    Well once upon a time back when there was hookers in every corner of Fresno selling them self’s for fifty cents or maybe a cheeseburger. <br />
    In the streets of Fresno there was crime to be helped and there were three super heroes who didn’t do shit to help. A blob fish, Aqua man, the black midget Thor, and the ghetto hoe hulk<3 <br />
    One day they decided to go to the beach as always Black Thor would be humping the trees; Ghetto Hulk would put up a Herpes stand, and aqua man would be chasing kites. <br />
    Everything seemed to be fine when we hear Blob fish calling on the wrist watch he gave us The Ghetto hulk checks the watch and says “What does this biatch want” <br />
    , Black Thor was humping the watch she had and aqua man says “GTFO<33 Blobby you look so cuteee” <br />
    Blob fish says “Shut up and listen, Thor stop humping your watch.” Black thor stopped and listened <br />
    He says “I want you boys I mean girls I mean you know what I mean to find out of Sleeping beauty is sleeping around with some men” Aqua man says “Gtfoo! Weren’t you supposed to be going on a date with her?” <br />
    He says “Yes I was but she never came because she fell asleep, so I want you to hunter her ass down and see if she’s cheating” <br />
    we say “I , I boss” he say “I sent you guy’s costumes to keep your cover check the box to the left of you watches good luck guys I mean girl I mean you know what I mean” <br />
    We looked to the right and a box fell out of the sky we opened it and there was a doggy costume, a Squirrel costume, and a rabbit costume. <br />
    We Put the Squirrel costume on Black thor the doggy costume for Aqua man, and the rabbit costume for Ghetto thor but there was more there was dress a blue one a black tux and a blanket and a stroller we <br />
    dresses up and Ghetto Hulk looked like she/he was married to Aqua man and had a black squirrel as a daughter/son they Jay walked like if they were at Compton but to only be stopped by a bunch of gangsters <br />
    They say “What the fuck they have a green rabbit a blue dog and a black squirrel “ they look up as if they were thinking we freaked out and they look down again and say “Makes sense well come to the hood homies” <br />
    Ghetto Hulk says “What sup mah nigga’s where just looking for dis skanky hoe have you seen her” as Thor pulled a picture out and showed them they say <br />
    “AYE dat’s slippy she lives around da corner” we say “ight thanks mah nigga” we go around the corner and we found this half burned apartment with gang writing all over and we look at each other and say <br />
    “This hoe” we knock on the door and the door opens and we go inside and Hulk yells out in her/his Manly voice “Aye Slippy Niqqa where you At?” she comes out with a cigar on her mouth a small mini <br />
    dress and her hooker heels her hair will as hell she smelled like death and church she comes over and lays on aqua man lick her/his cheek and and she sticked her two fingers up made a peace sign and licked <br />
    in between it Aqua man threw her and ran out screaming she gets back up and walks over to Hulk and she says “Hey Cuttie” then her face turns green like hulks and she makes a puking expression and <br />
    she runs behind hulk and pukes out yellow stuff with pink chucky stuff in it she/he runs out Yelling “T’f Is wrong with dis sick freak” she finally gets to Thor . thor pops out of the stroller and jumps on her and starts to slap her on the forehead she says “Let the demon come out of you let god come in you” she <br />
    starts to scream Hulk runs back in and starts spraying her with water then Aquaman comes back with a bible and slaps her with it finally the it works and Sleeping beauty becomes a Rastafarian with her Dread locks and her medical license <br />
    What ever happened to Blob fish and the Boy’s/Girl’s <br />
    Well Blob fish became Bi and married Rashid Grier you may know him from white chicks Mhm that dark Chocolate and the vanilla Ice cream<3 <br />
    Aqua man Married Freddie Mercury the lead singer of queen Wooh<3 they had no kids they chopped Freddies balls off Sadly c; <br />
    The Black Midget thor married a tree a “Oak tree” and brought dozens of oak tree babies <br />
    Hulk Married Adam Lambert and adam was pregnant with a black baby that wasn't hers <br />
    They Lived Happily Never After
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