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Not much to say really. I've been there and done that, but quite possibly won't ever do it again.<br />
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Some stuff I've said that has made people laugh, crazy like.<br />
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"Something witty... Something witty... AH I GOT IT! Your only as fat as the pants you wear make you. That's why some folks wear skinny... SKIIINNNNYYYYY jeans. I mean like crotch rot capable jeans."<br />
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"My toasters ONLY TWO settings - "Burnt" or "Non-existent"<br />
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"I didn't smack you... I high-fived your face! There's a difference, trust me you would feel more pain than love."<br />
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"Here's something to help you laugh today:<br />
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Imagine a fat, like obese to the maximum man driving. But not any old car no, this car has to be a tiny bright pink VW Bug from the 1970's. But that's not all, he's wearing plaid and drinking from a tiny coffee cup, and you know isn't the healthiest drink on the menu.<br />
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Now the sad part, how many of you can now imagine a hoard of these guys at a golf course?" - Avg. rating:
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