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    I am not a horny teenager. <br />
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    ABOUT<br />
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    Why hello there good sir and or Madame, I am Tylenol, or Thursday, if you'd prefer. I'm eighteen-years-old and feel like a geezer, it's rather depressing.. U_U<br />
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    I smoke cigarettes often, and prefer Camels because most others taste like ass. but I do enjoy a clove, Djarum Blacks, now and then.<br />
    Yes, I know smoking gives you cancer. Yes I know it stains your teeth. Yes I know it can make your house smell. Yes I know it can make your hair/clothes smell, but that's what soap is for.<br />
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    Girly parts are gross, I don't have them. But my avatar does. I think the male avatars are ugly, so have a female avatar, despite not having a female human body.<br />
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    I'm asexual. I don't harbor any sexual or romantic desires. So please don't try and hit on me.<br />
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    I like to dye my hair unnatural colors, I think they look better on me than normal hair colors. And they do! I have so much hair dye I could make a rainbow and then some.<br />
    I've also got a floppy mohawk. It's thick, too. Easy care.<br />
    I use Manic Panic brand. No, I don't think it's dull. No, I don't think it fades fast. Yes, I've tried lots of colors. Yes, I've tried other brands. Yes, I do think it lasts the longest with the best colors. Yes, my hair IS freakish in that way, I think.<br />
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    I've got three piercings in my lip, two in one ear, and three in the other. Except I never wear earrings because they bother me. So it's sort of.. almost like it's not pierced at all.<br />
    And once I get up some cash I'll be getting a few tattoos of sorts professionally done.<br />
    But that won't stop me from giving myself some in the meantime.<br />
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    I'm a very depressed person. Really, I am. Not just sad, truly depressed. But I'll get over it one way or another. Just don't be frightened if I'm very down when you talk to me. It's probably not you. Probably.<br />
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    I'm learning to speak Japanese and have been for about four years. I did start getting into it because of anime. But that was then, this is now. I don't really watch anime anymore, and only download manga now and then since I don't want to buy it. But I still like learning it, and I still want to go there. Because, contrary to popular belief, Japan is more than anime.<br />
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    I'm vegetarian. I don't eat red meat, white meat, or sea food. Both my parents were vegetarian and so I have actually never eaten it before. And I have no real plans on it either since.. I just find the idea of it disgusting.
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    I HAVE A MOPED.<br />
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    MUSIC<br />
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    I like music. A lot. It's a wonderful thing. I couldn't live without it. I think I rely on it too much though. :/ Which is uncool.<br />
    I listen to.. a lot of music. :} Most which seems to be in Japanese.. with a small exception here and there.<br />
    I like.. these bands! Just a few I like, in (mostly) alphabetical order. I don't want to put every single one.<br />
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    Key: Japanese (English/Romaji)<br />
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    アンティック-珈琲店- (Antique Cafe/AnCafe), Aural Vampire, THE BACK HORN, BLAM HONEY, [Generally older] Dir en grey, Doping Panda, FLOPPY, フジファブリック (Fujifabric), Gary Jules, GLAY, GUNIW TOOLS, hide, 秘密結社コドモA (Himitsu Kessha Codomo A), 犬神サーカス断 (Inugami Circus-dan), Judy And Mary, Kagrra,, Közi, Lareine, LUNA SEA, メリー (Merry), メトロノーム (Metronome), 雅-miyavi- (Miyavi), Modest Mouse, ムック (Mucc), PENICILLIN, Pierrot, The Pillows, [Mostly older] Plastic Tree, Polysics, レミオロメン (Remioromen), サンボマスター (Sambomaster), The Shins, SPARTA LOCALS, ヴィヴィシク (Vivisick), Witches, X Japan, 座禅 Boys (Zazen Boys).<br />
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    NOTE: Before you ask, since I get this a lot.. I do NOT like Gackt. I don't like his voice. I do NOT like Malice Mizer. They were awful. I do NOT like Mana. He's old with too much make-up and hype. I am NOT some stupid fangirl who likes the bands that are getting popular in America today because of Hot Topic and anime. I found the music on my own, and I prefer to not be bothered by squealing fourteen-year-olds.<br />
    Thank you.
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    BOOKS AND MOVIES<br />
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    BOOKS
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    Things I've read that I find quite remarkable and/or have read multiple times and STILL like them to pieces. Alphabetical order by author's last name.<br />
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    City of the Beasts by Isabel Allende, Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, Are You Loathsome Tonight? by Poppy Z. Brite, Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite, Liquor by Poppy Z. Brite, Prime by Poppy Z. Brite, Wormwood by Poppy Z. Brite, The Devil You Know by Poppy Z. Brite, Drawing Blood by Poppy Z. Brite, Finder by Emma Bull, Alice In Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll, The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis, The Water Mirror by Kai Meyer, The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea by Yukio Mishima, Almost Transparent Blue by Ryu Murakami, Coin Locker Babies by Ryu Murakami, In The Miso Soup by Ryu Murakami, Piercing by Ryu Murakami, How I Became Stupid by Martin Page, Haunted by Chunk Palahniuk, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, The Harry Potter Septology by J.K. Rowling, Battle Royal by Koushin Takami.
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    MOVIES<br />
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    I like to watch movies. Watch these movies too. This isn't a list of all the movies I love, just a big chunk of ones I can remember easily and can almost guarantee you'll love they're that good.<br />
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    Audition (Japanese), The Bird People in China (Japanese), Snatch, Suicide Club (Japanese), The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Red Shoes (Korean), Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (Korean), The Professional, Trainspotting, Waterworld, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Breakfast on Pluto, Death in Venice (Italian), The Fire That Burns (Italian), Amelie (French), The Experiment (German), The Secret Garden (1993), Noi the Albino (Icelandic), Run Lola Run (German), Requiem for a Dream, Pulse/Kairo (Japanese), Serpico, Ichi the Killer (Japanese), Dead Poet's Society, A Clockwork Orange, The Triplets of Belleville (French), Versus (Japanese).
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    OTHER STUFF<br />
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    I like to do things crafty. Like sewing and knitting and baking sweet treats. But that doesn't mean I do it often.<br />
    The only thing I do sort of often is drawing. Except I don't actually do that too often anymore since my tablet broke. And it's not like I have a scanner or anything.<br />
    So if anyone wants to buy me one, please, please do. I'll give you my Zombie G CORP Labcoat? Ahaha. Maybe.<br />
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    I'm a lonely person. It's not terrible, though. But I don't generally enjoy physical company, especially not with someone I dislike. And I dislike a lot of people. Most people infact. I have no "real life" friends, but a few online, a couple to whom I've known for years and am really fond of. :} But I don't get out much, I don't go anywhere unless I have to (which is hardly ever).<br />
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    I don't like hygiene. It takes me forever to go take a shower, and usually longer to wash my hair. But what's it matter? You're on the other side of the computer, you can deal with my filth.<br />
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    I got three basset hounds, three cats, and a kitten. I hate animals.<br />
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    Go look at my DA?<br />
    Or read a current RP in progress?<br />
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    I'm one of those peoples that finds it really difficult to care about other people's problems, serious or not. Because of that is probably why I'm a fan of slightly off track things.<br />
    Like cannibalism. Murderous flesh tearing, organs tearing, juices flowing, bones cracking.<br />
    I especially like it if it's done well. Not just 'psycho killer on crazy killing spree' because that sort of thing is rather boring. All that over-done Hollywood crap bores me.<br />
    Things like.. a man with a fondness for beautiful boys, taking them back to his apartment, killing them and cradling their soft, dead bodies for weeks. That I like. Or a man who slowly kills young men with various objects and enjoys cracking open ribcages and gutting out bodies so they're hollow, keeping the bodies in plastic bags with other bodies in a hot house until the smell is overwhelming, and eating the flesh later. That I like as well.<br />
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    My clothing tastes are rather strange.. Well maybe not strange, but I can't feel comfortable in just a pair of plain jeans and a t-shirt. I layer and like mixing patterns and designs and strange colors and shoes that are 40% duct tape or platform.<br />
    I also wear skirts from time to time. But only over pants, it's too weird otherwise. Though lately I haven't.. I still have them.
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