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    ▶ I'm a retired astronaut that has billions of dollars who secretly dates both Beyoncé and Nia Long at the same time. ◀<br />
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    ☞ My name isn't Jordan Avila.<br />
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    ☞ I am not living in Dubai.<br />
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    ☞ I'm definitely not a 16 year old, 5'11 waffle-colored negro.<br />
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    ☞ I don't collect and sell shoes (no Jordan's, Lebron's, or other Nike footwear).<br />
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    ☞ I don't do tier-1 role play.<br />
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    ☞ I hate basketball.<br />
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    ☞ Microsoft is better than Sony in every way possible.<br />
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    ☞ I don't draw or listen to Hip-Hop.<br />
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    ☞ I'm not in a relationship with a female.<br />
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    ☞ My Skype isn't: sparkisfine<br />
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    I lie too much.     ☹<br />
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