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Text: (360) 587-7452<br />
E-mail: TheOnePerson@textnow.me<br />
Yahoo: The_New_Black_Plague@Yahoo.Com<br />
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Just because I'm not on, doesn't mean you shouldn't message me.<br />
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I'm as quirky as a pig's tail.<br />
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I like to scare the shit out of myself.<br />
(I adore horror/thriller movies.)<br />
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I'm a receptionist on the weekends, but during the week I'm The Amazing McKenzie.<br />
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I can listen to any music so long as I can understand the lyrics.<br />
Sorry, not much screamo or rap for me.<br />
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I'm lactose-intolerant.<br />
Please don't tease me with ice cream.<br />
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I like the shades black and white and I adore the rainbow.<br />
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I'm an Atheist, but hey I don't ask what you like to do on your Sundays either.<br />
Yes, that obviously means I worship Satan with dead poultry.<br />
Wait a second...<br />
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I love The Simpsons, but I'd rather be watching Skins or the Misfits.<br />
(British shows are so much better than American ones.)<br />
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You can't make me grow up.<br />
Actually, I wish you would.<br />
I'm rather short.<br />
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Blonde hair, bluegreen eyes, fair skin, slightly below average height...<br />
Oh, and I have a cute button nose.<br />
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I stay pretty calm unless I'm nervous.<br />
Who the hell stays calm then?<br />
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If you see a blonde girl cursing at people whilst driving...<br />
That's probably me and I'm just bored.<br />
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I like to talk to myself.<br />
In the mirror.<br />
In the shower.<br />
In the car.<br />
In mid-conversation with someone else.<br />
Anywhere.<br />
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I like shopping.<br />
I don't shop much for myself.<br />
Apparently I'm a philanthropist.<br />
Sounds like some kind of bird....<br />
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I collect conversations and keep them in my phone.<br />
It's like a scrapbook without paper.<br />
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I'm seventeen, but people seem to think I'm younger.<br />
I blame the slutty dressing twelve-year-olds.<br />
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Lying is definitely not my strong point.<br />
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I carry five different types of gum in my purse.<br />
Don't judge me.<br />
I like flavor.<br />
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I was raised not to judge people by their appearance.<br />
So dress up like a duck everyday, I won't care.<br />
I might have to call you Ducky though.<br />
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I prefer to spell as if I know what I'm talking about, rather than some drunken "OMG u r sooooo fukked ^!"<br />
What the fuck does that even mean Mom? Don't text me drunk!<br />
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You do NOT say "Me and my friends," it's said as "My friends and I."<br />
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I like to draw.<br />
I like to draw flowers with lips and teeth and eye balls inside the mouth.<br />
Is that weird?<br />
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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."<br />
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