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    Real men appreciate curves.<br />
    Only dogs go for bones.
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    You know my name, not my story.<br />
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    Okay, my name is Kaylee. Ukulele rhymes, so there is that. My awesome rhyming name makes me automatically cooler than you. Any argument is invalid, and ignored. I'm a natural blonde, and a bit childish at times. Mostly in the annoying sense, but sometimes I manage to look cute. My life is a hot mess of tripping and face planting, bad hair days, and a big ass smile on my face cause I don't care. I like cute things, like Hello Kitty and Princess Peach. I'm also a total bad ass cause I'm a not-so-hardcore gamer. [XBLGT: Kaylee Ukulele] I'm mediocre at Black Ops and MW2. Batman is my hero, and he makes my thighs tingle. I don't like making sandwiches, so please stop asking me. I'm super insecure, no matter how many people give me compliments, don't rub it in my face. I'm a giant box of fun hidden by the even bigger shield of shyness.<br />
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    So there's this guy...<br />
    He's really cute, has the most amazing smile, he's everything a dreamed of and more. Only this time, I wake up and know he's real and he'll ALWAYS be mine. His name is Michael, and honestly I love him enough to marry him someday. You call it crazy, I call it love. I'll never get to old for this feeling. Nothing will come between Michael and I. Just him, distance, and me.. and distance only has a few months left. This might be a big ball of corn, but I like corn. It's good for the tummy!~ heart <br />
    -And he was totally here ;D! <333
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