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    If you came here because of my sig, sorry but I had to do it for my peep, snwflwr. The original Rick Roller! look her up!
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    my name is Alex, I'm 18 work as a life guard and am on the track team at my High school. I got hacked a while ago but now I at least have a cool avi so I'm good. I hate posers and douche bags that leave mean comments. I;m a nice guy but if you f**** with me I'll tear you up. thanks have a good day. ^_____^<br />
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    Inari's Beads 12th Gen<br />
    Year of the Monkey<br />
    Gift of the Gods<br />
    Crimson Tatsu Helm<br />
    Crimson Tatsu Helm<br />
    Captain Ara's Nestegg 4th Gen.<br />
    Infernal Spirit 7th Gen<br />
    Egyptian Gold Bracelet<br />
    Egyptian Gold Bracelet<br />
    Cloud<br />
    Captain Ara's Nestegg 2nd Gen.<br />
    Gift of the Gods<br />
    Gift of the Gods<br />
    Brown Nosey Face Tattoo<br />
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    1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.<br />
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    2. here is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.<br />
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    3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.<br />
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    4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.<br />
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    5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.<br />
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    6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls <br />
    everything around you.<br />
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    7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.<br />
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    8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird<br />
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    9. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.<br />
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    10. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.<br />
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    11. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.<br />
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    12. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.<br />
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    13. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.<br />
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    14. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.<br />
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    15. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.<br />
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    16. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
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