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If you came here because of my sig, sorry but I had to do it for my peep, snwflwr. The original Rick Roller! look her up!<br />
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my name is Alex, I'm 18 work as a life guard and am on the track team at my High school. I got hacked a while ago but now I at least have a cool avi so I'm good. I hate posers and douche bags that leave mean comments. I;m a nice guy but if you f**** with me I'll tear you up. thanks have a good day. ^_____^<br />
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Item List:<br />
Inari's Beads 12th Gen<br />
Year of the Monkey<br />
Gift of the Gods<br />
Crimson Tatsu Helm<br />
Crimson Tatsu Helm<br />
Captain Ara's Nestegg 4th Gen.<br />
Infernal Spirit 7th Gen<br />
Egyptian Gold Bracelet<br />
Egyptian Gold Bracelet<br />
Cloud<br />
Captain Ara's Nestegg 2nd Gen.<br />
Gift of the Gods<br />
Gift of the Gods<br />
Brown Nosey Face Tattoo<br />
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1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.<br />
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2. here is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.<br />
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3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.<br />
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4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.<br />
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5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.<br />
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6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls <br />
everything around you.<br />
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7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.<br />
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8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird<br />
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9. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.<br />
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10. Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.<br />
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11. There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.<br />
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12. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.<br />
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13. Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.<br />
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14. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.<br />
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15. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.<br />
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16. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) - Avg. rating:
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