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  • Artist Info: Stolen from my lovely daughters profile, SimplyJustine<br />
    i love this poem so much i just had to have it rolleyes     <br />
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    The freshman girl, oh so shy <br />
    sits and watches the sophomore guy. <br />
    The sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl. <br />
    Sits and watches the junior girl. <br />
    The junior girl, in her red sedan. <br />
    Sits and watches the senior man. <br />
    But the senior man all hot and wild, <br />
    Secretly loves the freshman child. <3     <br />
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    Hello...my name is __________ (insert whatever you like =)<br />
    all i can tell you is that it starts with an A....so, knock yourself out trying to guess. Hmm...well, i love alot of things. And there's alot about me to know...i guess ill start witht he basics<br />
    Favorite colors- Red,purple,black,blue,silver (in that order =)<br />
    Favorite animal-(s) cats, definitely. after that comes...lions, tigers, bears, oh my... (if you read the book, youd get it)<br />
    Favorite bands- Greenday, Blink-182, (they sound the same to me) the Beatles, Katy Perry, Shakira, Ke$ha, Lynyrd Skynyrd, anything, really.<br />
    Favorite foods- Chicken, steak, bacon...(i like meat =) green beans, corn, carrots, (as you can tell im going by category here) cheese, beans, MILK, chocolate....(you know, dark choclate is actually good for you in small amounts =)<br />
    Hobbies-Collecting Beanie babies, (dont make fun of me) making jewelry (LOVE IT) hugging my cats, (love doing that even more) annnd...umm, im gonna gomushy and say spending time with my fam and friends =)<br />
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    Age- Confidential<br />
    Gender- as if you couldnt tell, female...<br />
    Name-(see first sentence of paragraph)<br />
    Occupation-Cat hugger<br />
    Why?- because cats are awesome like that =)<br />
    if you want, you can call me...Cat lady ;D<br />
    (ali works too......and yes, that is part of my name)    <br />
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    pce out ninja <br />
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    Cat Haiku You never feed me.<br />
    Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.<br />
    That will show you.    You must scratch me there!<br />
    Yes, above my tail! Behold,<br />
    elevator butt.<br />
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    I need a new toy.<br />
    Tail of black dog keeps good time.<br />
    Pounce! good dog! good dog!<br />
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    The rule for today.<br />
    Touch my tail, I shred your hand.<br />
    New rule tomorrow.    sIn deep leep hear sound<br />
    Cat vomit hairball somewhere.<br />
    Will find in morning.<br />
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    Grace personified<br />
    I leap into the window<br />
    I meant to do that    Blur of motion, then-<br />
    Silence, me, a paper bag<br />
    What is so funny?<br />
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    The mighty hunter<br />
    Returns with gifts of plump birds<br />
    Your foot just squashed one.<br />
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    You're always typing<br />
    Well, let's see you ignore my<br />
    Sitting on your hands.    My small cardboard box<br />
    You cannot see me if I<br />
    Can just hide my head.<br />
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    Terrible battle<br />
    I fought for hours. Come and see!<br />
    What's a "term paper"?<br />
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    Kitty likes plastic<br />
    Confuses for litter box<br />
    Don't leave tarp around    Small brave carnivores<br />
    Kill pine cones and mosquitoes<br />
    Fear vacuum cleaner<br />
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    Want to trim my claws<br />
    Don't even think about it!<br />
    My yelps will wake the dead<br />
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    I want to be close<br />
    To you. Can I fit my head<br />
    inside your armpit?    Wanna go outside.<br />
    Oh, no! Help! I got outside!<br />
    Let me back inside!<br />
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    Oh no! Big One<br />
    has been trapped by newspaper.<br />
    Cat to the rescue!<br />
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    Humans are so strange.<br />
    Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!<br />
    My claws aren't that sharp....    Cats meow out of angst<br />
    "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!<br />
    We could break so much"<br />
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    Litter box not there<br />
    You must have moved it again<br />
    I'll crap in the sink<br />
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    The Big Ones snore now<br />
    Every room is dark and cold<br />
    time for "Cup Hockey"    We're almost equals<br />
    I purr to show I love you<br />
    Want to smell my butt.<br />
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    note-none of the haiku's were written by me. i mean i love cats...and im good at poetry...but not THAT good..     3nodding
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