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    What's up? Call me Mynah, or Mai. or Nemo.<br />
    I'm 14 years old and use good grammer to sound smarter than I actually am. I have a younger sister and a baby brother, both who can vary from insanely annoying to adorable.<br />
    I love to read and draw (realistic--not anime), but TV and the internet are pretty big in my life, too. I also LOVE sampling foods, but I'm not fat (on the contrary, im really skinny). And--omg--I like rock better than rap. <br />
    My pet peeves include twilight, pink, puke yellow, and idiots who are annoying for no good reason at all.     <br />
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    Yes, that "grammer" is supposed to be there. Yes, I know it's "grammer." Glad to see you got the irony...<br />
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    Random Facts:<br />
    I'm brown and proud<br />
    I lurve steampunk. ^_^<br />
    I <3 pizza with olives and extra cheese<br />
    I hate n00bs. <br />
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    I do art. PM me for details!<br />
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    My Quest<br />
    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 3,769,316 Gold<br />
    After Exclusions: 1,348,258 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Audrey's Black Ankle Strap Heels<br />
    Picolitrosso's Urn 9th Gen.<br />
    RIP Conan<br />
    Black And White Vaudeville Cane<br />
    Sparkling Eyes Clown Makeup    <br />
    Midnight Club<br />
    Ritzy Black Wig<br />
    Kottan Bell 2nd GenBlack Cobweb Skirt<br />
    Compass of Seidh 9th Gen<br />
    Reve Rouille 4th Gen.     <br />
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    Female Comebacks... (some of these made me lol)<br />
    Man: Where have you been all my life? <br />
    Woman: Hiding from you. <br />
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    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? <br />
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.. <br />
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    Man: Is this seat empty? <br />
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. <br />
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    Man: Your place or mine? <br />
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. <br />
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    Man: So, what do you do for a living? <br />
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator. <br />
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    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? <br />
    Woman: Do not enter. <br />
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    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? <br />
    Woman: Unfertilized. <br />
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    Man: Your body is like a temple. <br />
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today <br />
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    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. <br />
    Woman: But would you stay there? <br />
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    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. <br />
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. <br />
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    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together <br />
    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together <br />
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    If you're a girl repost this as "female comebacks"<br />
    If your'e a guy repost this as "don't let this happen"    <br />
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