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  • Artist Info: hi<br />
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    i'm Selena if you haven't already figured out.<br />
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    i'm a crazy, insane, maniac who loves naruto, black cat, vampire knight, and chocolate. yes chocolate, it is the answer to life along with duck tape and the #42. I'm a dork who gets bad grades and a little wimp with absolutely no physical strength at all. still if you want to die i have many painful ways of ending your life. my friends think i'm insane, the dorks think im cool, the cool kids think im nice and sweet and innocent and the teachers love me because i'm a cute little suck up. HA! i hate them and their stupid assignments, they keep me trap in their hell all day and then they give me fuuuu-unny homework ...<br />
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    as you can see i hate school with a passion and only don't get suspended or in trouble because, as my friend maxy points out, i am waiting for this life to end so i can take over hell. HUAHAHAHAHA!!<br />
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    i'm really not depressed but i have to let my dark/emo/goth/depressed side out somewhere and unfortunately it is here. <br />
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    i don't really know what people put up here but anyway here is some (Sel coughs in the background)stuff about me:<br />
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    pen name- Selena11anuri<br />
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    name- Selena Kazuko Anuri<br />
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    lucky numbers- 2,3,11,13,42(the answer to life), and 94<br />
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    favorite animal- tigers, wolves, and cats (black ones)<br />
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    age- old enough to be here but im not out of hight school yet XD<br />
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    hair-short, chocolate brown with natural red hightlights, wavy, and i'm contemplating dieing it purple (what do you think?)<br />
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    eyes- light brown when the light hits them, but they mostly appear dark brown like really dark chocolate or black. i have a hunch that my right sees all that is evil and my left sees all that is good.<br />
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    skin- pale... my friends say it's from spending so much time in my room and on the computer.<br />
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    style- i like emo stuff and some more cute stuff and my style changes from day to day and really depends on how awake i am when i get dressed.<br />
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    birthday- June 9th 1994<br />
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    address- 666 Hell, World of Kishimoto-sama (get it?)<br />
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    family- Sheryl (mother), Jo (father), Sophia/Sofy (sister), James (brother), Aaron (my imaginary stalker that I've kill at lest 6 times and is my mother's second cousin's third aunt's half brother's son's son half brother's grandma's aunt's grandchild, don't what that is to me), Anne (my conscience), Lyn (the inner me, she's the violent one), Sel (the creative one, another inner me), and last but not least Lena (the smart one who is the teachers pet, can actually write, and has an IQ of 134)<br />
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    friends- Erendhyl (best friend), MXC/Maxy (other best friend), Zack (insane dork friend), Ronald (annoying helpful nice guy who hangs out around me), Josh (my nice friend who is strangely saner than the rest of them), D. Cheese (maxys character i befriended in my dreams), Penny (another one of maxys characters who is sweet and innocent and a lot like me. i also befriended her in my dreams), Dan (the thing under my bed that eats my enemies for me and steals my stuff!, he doesn't like Aaron!)!! XD<br />
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    favorite food- CHOCOLATE!! duh. and tea (im addicted to tea)<br />
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    favorite movie- hmmm... to hard... umm... TOTORO!! and Castle in the Sky, and Tuck Everlasting, and Pirates of the Caribbean (all) and i could go on all day... and Lord of the Rings(all)<br />
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    favorite book-Twilight(which will be made into a movie and is one of Dans personal favorites and he steals it form me then i find it in his house under my bad along with a lot of other stuff i couldn't find), New Moon, and Eclipse Stephenie Meyer<br />
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    favorite color- black, dark red, black, violet, black, and periwinkle... and black! (not goth or emo, just darkness-loving)<br />
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    favorite jam- blackberry<br />
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    favorite piece of clothing- black short sleeve shirt or blue happy bunny shirt that says im not listening<br />
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    favorite pencil- normal 6B shading pencil<br />
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    lest favorite food- milk and oranges!! yuck!<br />
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    lest favorite movie- elf! i hate that movie!! why do you people like it so much?<br />
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    lest favorite book- Martian Chronicles Ray Bradbury (man i hated that book)<br />
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    lest favorite color- hot pink and yellow<br />
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    lest favorite jam- orange or cherry<br />
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    lest favorite piece of clothing (i own)- my school gym shirt<br />
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    lest favorite pencil- mechanical ones without lead!!(i hate those, i think there are monsters in there that eat the lead, or i use a lot of lead)(and yes i know it's graphite)<br />
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    favorite physical trait- my hair (short brown and wavy)<br />
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    lest favorite physical trait- my arms (weak and useless)<br />
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    favorite word- moron, decapitate, ostentatious<br />
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    lest favorite word- preppy (sounds weird),wacky(inside joke),karin(self explanatory)<br />
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    places I've been- New Zealand, California, Rode Island, Main, North Carolina, Canada (Nova Scotia and Vancouver), Wyoming, Colorado, Washington, South Dakota, Illinois, Florida,<br />
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    Places i want to go- England, France, Spain, Japan<br />
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    things i want to do- sky dive, paraglide, and hit my siblings without getting in trouble.<br />
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    favorite quotes-<br />
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    Follow your dream no matter how misguided it may seem to others, just ignore and carry on. (AnbuShadowFang)<br />
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    I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me, and hell was afraid I'd take over. (Unknown)<br />
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    i wish you everything you wish me and everything you will regret not having wished me after i have wished you everything that i wish you. (a big book of jewish humor that josh had)<br />
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    Let's see. My first impression: I hate you. - Kakashi (Naruto)<br />
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    Too troublesome. - Shikamaru (Naruto)<br />
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    stuff XD<br />
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    My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.<br />
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    If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?<br />
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    We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.<br />
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    If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.<br />
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    I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.<br />
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    Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?<br />
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    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.<br />
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    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.<br />
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    I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.<br />
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    Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.<br />
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    Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.<br />
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    I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.<br />
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    Procrastinate NOW!<br />
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    The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.<br />
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    They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?<br />
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    Sarcasm is one more service I offer.<br />
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    Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.<br />
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    I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.<br />
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    Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.<br />
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    I will temporarily rule the world, forever.<br />
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    Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!<br />
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    You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there!<br />
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    Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.<br />
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    Don't look at me with that tone of voice!<br />
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    Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver.<br />
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    It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.<br />
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    A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man, that was fun!"<br />
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    When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.<br />
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    When the very first man discovered that cows have milk... What do you think he was doing?<br />
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    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.<br />
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    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.<br />
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    Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem.<br />
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    I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.<br />
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    Girls are like phones, they liked to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected. ays wrong"- Dr. Gregory House<br />
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    We lie to ourselves as a shield, because the truth hurts.<br />
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    When you love someone, their happiness means more than your own.<br />
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    Love...It can be wonderful, it can make great things possible, but it can be selfish, too, and it can be blind, it can make you hurt people without knowing it. (you have no idea how true this is)<br />
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    Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried to slam a rotating door. (also true)<br />
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    favorite naruto parings- narutoXhinata (they would be so cute together), sasukeXsakura (duh, i love this paring), nejiXtenten, shikamaruXtemari (i hate ino!!)<br />
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    parings i hate- sasukeXnaruto, narutoXgaara, narutoXsakura, sakuraXitachi, itachixsasuke, hinataxneji, hinataXgaara, hinataXshino, hinataXsasuke, sasukeXtemari (who came up with that anyway)<br />
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    FAVORITE CHARACTERS- Itachi (i knew he was good all along and you morons actually thought he was pure evil), train-kun (thats what i call him), Edward Cullen (i love him, almost as much as Itachi(you would laugh if you could see my blush right now)), and ... ITACHI! 0//////0<br />
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    yay!<br />
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    -Selena kazuko Anuri(brought to you by Sel, Lena, Anne, and Lyn)
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