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I got a bag of Doritos<br />
And a can of cherry coke<br />
I turn on the Xbox<br />
And I'm already stoked<br />
Because I know<br />
Nobody can step up to me<br />
While I'm dominating<br />
All the land in Halo 3.<br />
The assault rifle is lame<br />
The shotgun is insane<br />
But I prefer the battle rifle<br />
While I'm fighting long range<br />
You'll be minding your own business<br />
When you're POW BEAT DOWN<br />
By the time you know it's me<br />
I won't even be around.<br />
<br />
And without a sound<br />
You could try to find me<br />
But you're the one who'll get found<br />
And then I'll pump you fulla lead<br />
Or lay you out with a grenade<br />
If life was based on Halo<br />
Then I know I'd have it made.<br />
<br />
It's not that easy being me<br />
I have endured and I have scars<br />
But take a look at my rank:<br />
A golden crest with stars<br />
And my highest skill reached<br />
In case you hadn't guessed<br />
Is a number that the system<br />
Can't begin to assess<br />
Because I'm the best<br />
You best not lose your head<br />
You know you're playing against me<br />
And that's enough said.<br />
The accuracy of a hawk<br />
And the skill of jui-jitsui,<br />
I'll come down on you so fast that<br />
You'll never know what hit you!<br />
<br />
You might offer "party up"<br />
But I guess that's too bad<br />
I don't party up with anyone<br />
Because I'm too rad<br />
And you'll only make me lose<br />
And that will make me mad<br />
Then the best you'll get from me<br />
Is a friendly teabag<br />
I'll splatter you and beat you down<br />
And maybe play you later<br />
I don't care if you get angry<br />
Cuz you're just another hater<br />
"danteXsparda"<br />
Is my gaia ID<br />
And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder<br />
"How'd he kill me?"<br />
<br />
Beating and defeating<br />
Every meeting of the cheating little campers<br />
Their manliness could match exotic dancers<br />
So don't be camping son<br />
Because I got a Spartan laser<br />
And I see you don't got one.<br />
With a bing zap BAM<br />
You'll be singin' hot damn<br />
You got lasered by the skullkrunch<br />
And that's who I am.<br />
So no matter where you run<br />
No matter how much luck,<br />
I'll be the one to bring you down<br />
And make a fella yell "darn!"<br />
<br />
The mongoose and the warthog<br />
And the scorpion too<br />
I got a license for em all<br />
And I'm ready to kill you<br />
You hear the engine reving<br />
And you know what to do<br />
But when you think you're on the ready<br />
You're already run through son<br />
Yea<br />
You know it's what I do best<br />
If I'm snapping your neck<br />
Or makin' you a total mess.<br />
And if you're new to halo,<br />
Just call this a hazing.<br />
If you gave me just a pistol<br />
Then I'll make it look amazing.<br />
<br />
<br />
There's something red<br />
On my motion detector<br />
I'll track it right down<br />
Like I was a vector<br />
Batting of shots<br />
With my laser deflector<br />
I'll fight for my Halo<br />
And I'll always protect her<br />
<br />
Halo is<br />
The most incredible game<br />
When I get online,<br />
I see that people are lame<br />
Cuz they all play a game named<br />
Call of Duty<br />
I would love that game<br />
Yea if I was three.<br />
<br />
I started off<br />
I was friendly and nice<br />
But now I've gotten much better<br />
And my heart turned to ice<br />
I talk smack<br />
To the haters I play<br />
And I can beat em all down<br />
So I don't care what they say<br />
Isolation, Last Resort<br />
And even rat's nest<br />
I can never stop playing<br />
Cuz I'm kinda obssessed<br />
You wanna fight?<br />
I'll rise up to the test<br />
Cuz you're gonna find out<br />
Halo's what I do best <br />
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