- Title: You Might be a Redneck If...
- Artist: Joey Bass
the directions to your house include "turn off of paved road".
an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.
you have a house that's mobile and three cars that aren't.
your uncle's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.
you think the Nutcracker's something you did off the high dive.
you can field-dress a deer but can't change a daiper.
even your avatar looks like a redneck.
- Date: 05/28/2010
- Tags: might redneck
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