• Dear Santa,

    Every year people tell you
    What they want for Christmas
    Well, I thought I'd write this letter
    To tell you what's on my list

    Listen closely and don't forget
    Lest this be in vain
    And I'm sure many women
    Would ask of you just the same

    I've though this through-long and hard
    And wondered day by day
    Why on Earth no other woman
    Has thought to ask this way

    I want a man-
    Tall, dark, and handsome
    Romantic and diligent
    Intelligent and then some

    Give him eyes that melt the soul
    A body you would beg to hold
    Tousled hair that fingers itch to fix
    A knowing smile and dimples thrown into the mix

    I expect him at my house
    No later than eight
    I have Christmas parties to go to-
    And I need a date

    Have your elves word hard and steady
    By Christmas Eve, he should be ready

    Oh, and one thing that I think you should know
    You don't need to wrap him up with a bow