*ahhem* 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "you just wanna have your cake and it it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to stare.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player 1. They always wear protection 2. They have great hands 3. They are used to scoring 4. They have great stamina 5. They find the opening and get it in 6. They never miss the target 7. They know how to use their wood 8. They have long sticks 9. They know when to play rough 10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls
hehe not that that means anything.. [hint hint rikki: johnny's a basketball player.] but whatever. cause i just realised phill's a hockey player. woh, i'm the girlfriend of ahockey player-dude.. sweet. eek and yet oddly shocking all at once..damn you slowness.
too bad phill's not a soccer playe rthough, they usually have sweatshirts.. i want a boyfriend who has a like.. aweseom smelling [ heart tag heart ] sweater that like.. i can steal, and wear, and people'll know it's my boyfriends. heart ... stare ... stressed .. cry ...it's not meant to be i guess. sad that we'll have to break up over a sweater, or rather, lack-there-of.
.!conoclast. · Sat May 06, 2006 @ 12:21am · 4 Comments |