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*The scene opens up with Chris standing in a room alone in a room*
Chris: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME BACK FOLKS, Chris here again coming to ya straight from the craziest place on earth the MadHouse, no seriously I mean it, Arkham Asylum filled to the brim with madmen wouldn’t be able to touch this place on the crazy scale. Let me bring you up to speed yesterday, the contestants all hit it off with one another and now most of them have become good friends.
Chris: Carter, Will and Rygeor went through about 5 games on the Xbox last night 100% each of them, don’t ask me how, Alexandra and Jill spent time together with Andrew’s cats while chef tried to convince them the cats could talk, hahaha what a nutcase, and Andrew showed Loyde and Smith how you can split an atom with a toothbrush.....chef is still working on repairing that part of the house over all I thi-
*The door behind Chris opens up revealing Andrew wearing his boxer-fedora combo and Loyde wearing boxers and a green long coat*
Andrew: See told ya he was talking to himself, now pay up
*Loyde pulls a chocolate milk carton out of his pocket and hand it to Andrew who instantly chugs it down*
Loyde: No wonder this show is called the MadHouse, the host of it is off his Rocker.
Andrew: I know right.
Chris: GOD DAMMIT ANDREW!!!
Andrew: what you were shouting, we could here your mad ramblings down in the kitchen.
Chris: THEY’RE NOT MAD RAMBLINGS!!
Andrew: Yes they are.
Chris: NO THEY’RE NOT!!
Loyde: Pretty sure they were.
Chris: NO THEY WEREN’T
Andrew: Fine they weren’t.
Chris: YES THEY WERE END OF DISCUSSION!!!
Loyde: Whatever you say.
Chris: So you adm- GOD DAMMIT!!!
*Up on the roof of the house Will, Carter and Rygeor were lazing around*
Carter: Remind me again Will why we’re up here.
Will: One cause we wanted to Tan, Two cause Rygeor is unnaturally pale and three because I’m ninja.
Carter: ah that makes perfect sense.
Rygeor: I’m not that pale.
Will: Dude you’re so pale that bats mistake you for the moon and fly around you.
Rygeor: well that was mean
Carter: No seriously dude there are bats flying around you.
*A swarm of bats circle around Rygeor who acts as if this is a normal occurrence*
Rygeor: Oh these guys naw they’re just my pets.
Carter: But there are like 50 of them.
Will: and that one’s sucking your blood!
Rygeor: Ya they’ll do that from time to time, woooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh do I ever feel light headed.
Will: I wonder why.....
Rygeor: *while getting up* I think I’m gonna head inside.
*Rygeor begins heading for the balcony but starts drifting towards the edge of the roof*
Will: LOOK OUT RYGEOR I’LL SAVE YOU!!!
*With ninja like reflexes Will jump in front of Rygeor and back kicks him to safety......then loses his balance and falls off the roof*
*SPLASH*
Carter: OH MY GOD, WILL HIT THE GROUND SO HARD THAT THE GROUND TURNED TO A LIQUID!!!
Will: No I just landed in the pool...
Carter: oh
*Meanwhile Rygeor continued to stumble backwards until he landed on his but with a resounding crack*
Rygeor: Oh boy....that didn’t sound good
Carter: did you break you butt or something.
Rygeor: No but I definitely felt something snAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!
*The roof around Rygeor gives way and he falls through a newly made hole, landing on the 4th floor*
Rygeor: oh.....well that wasn’t so bad.
*Crack*
Rygeor: Aww SH***************************TTTT
*The floor gives way again forcing Rygeor to go down to the third floor and land in Alexandra’s and Jill’s room*
*moments before*
Alexandra: Hey Jill it’s going to be so awesome to be able to sleep together in this room.
Jill: I know right, it’s almost like we’re having a really long sleep over, just one thing, whatever you do don’t make a mess, it’ll make me angry and you won’t like me when I’m angry.
Alexandra: okaayyyyy.
*Crack*
Alexandra: Hey what was that noise?
Jill: beats me.
*back to where we we’re before*
Rygeor: Oh thank god it stopped.
*Rygeor looks around to see Alexandra with a total look of surprise on her face and Jill who’s hair seems to be covering her face*
Alexandra: What the hell is going on?
Rygeor: it’s better if you don’t ask.....
Jill:......D......I.....
Rygeor: What Jill I can’t here you very well, there’s allot of dust in my ear.
Jill: DDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rygeor: WHATTTT?!?!!?
*In a fit of rage Jill pulls a massive hammer out of nowhere and slams it down hard on Rygeor*
*Crack*
Rygeor: GUPYA!!!!
Alexandra: OH MY GOD YOU CRACKED HIS NECK!!
Rygeor: Naw I’m good, but I think I know what that crack waAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!
*The floor gives away for a third time dropping Rygeor down to the second floor*
Alexandra: Wow Jill you ruthless......
Jill: that’s why you don’t make messes in this room.
*On the main floor Smith was sitting down to eat at the Grand dining room*
Smith: wow this omelette looks awesome
Chef: Well after you helped me fix up the place I though you deserved a reward.
Smith: Ya about that, sorry I didn’t think he could actually do that with a toothbrush he didn’t come across as a smart person to me.
Chef: No he’s smart dude, he taught his freakin’ cats to talk.
Smith: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeee.......
Chef: no seriously
Smith: whatever you say chef
Chef: just eat your damn omelette.
Smith: With pleasure.
*just as Smith is about to dig in an audible crack echoes through the room*
Chef: what was that noise
Smith: something tells me that someone has already gone through this dialogue.
*the ceiling gives way dropping Rygeor down onto the dining table as well as Smith’s omelette*
Rygeor: Oww my a**
Smith: NOOOOOOOO MY OMLETTE!!!
Chef: NOOOOOOO MY REPAIRS!!
Carter: YOU OKAY DOWN THERE?
Rygeor, Jill, Alexandra, Smith, and Chef: What do you think Dip***t.
Carter: Well jeeeeeeezzzzzzz
*Will walks in from the outside dripping wet and fully clothed*
Chef: Where the hell have you been.
Will: I took a refreshing dip.
Carter: He fell off the roof trying to save Rygeor.
Chef: Next time try to save the house.
Will: Okey-Dokey then.
Rygeor: What’s this squishy thing I landed on?
Smith: My Breakfast.
*Rygeor peels the omelette off his butt, puts it on the cracked plate and hands it to smith *
Rygeor: There ya go, eat up.
Smith: I don’t know if your trying to insult me or are just straight up retarded.
*Later that day Chris was sitting in the lounge talking on the phone, Andrew is nearby, reading a manga*
Chris: Yes sir I know, I know its not possible by the second day for this to happen but it did, hey don’t yell at me sir you chose them, ok, ok sir just send a repair crew so we can get back to schedule.
*Chris slams down the phone and Andrew looks up at him*
Andrew: Who was that?
Chris: The big boss.
Andrew: You mean the guy from Metal Gear Solid.
Chris: No stupid, the guy who’s funding this show.
Andrew: Ah I see so he was able to und this show by starring in the Metal Gear Solid series.
Chris: *sigh* dumba**
Andrew: when’s the repair crew gonna be here.
Chris: I don’t know, he said they’d be here soon but that could be in five minutes or next week.
*Ring Ring*
Chris: Oh that might be them *picks up the phone* Hello, ah yes this is the MadHouse. You want me to do what? Oh ok then, there’s no need to shout.
*Chris walks into the center of the room and places the phone down on the table*
Andrew: Why’d you do that?
Chris: That’s what the repairman said to do.
???:SUPA FIST OF THE TELEPHONE: TELE TELEPORT.
*All of a sudden the telephone shoots out a man with an extremely large afro, and a strange orange sun thing*
???: AHYUCK
???: THE STAR OF THA SHOW IS HERE.
*The two strike a pose but get slammed in the head by some toolboxes that get shot out as well*
Chris: WTF IS GOING ON HERE, oh wait I know I must be on punk’d.
*Andrew stood there for a few moments then looked into his manga, looked at the two people lying on the floor and back at his manga*
Andrew: Uh hey Chris.
Chris: Shut up I’m looking for the hidden cameras.
*Chris exits the room shouting “This isn’t funny guys”*
Andrew: Holy crap you guys are Bobobo and Don Patch right?
Don Patch: *dressed in a strange scientist costume* indeed we are my boy, we are don patch and Bobobo repairs.
*A hand reaches up from the floor and grabs Don Patch by his top spike, then throws him out a nearby window*
Bobobo: WE’RE CALLED THE PICKLE REPAIR STORE
Don Patch: *While still flying* my bad *crash*
Andrew: Uh do you repair houses.
Bobobo:*sitting on the floor drinking tea* yes we do but it doesn’t come cheap
Andrew: What’s your price?
Don Patch: *Runs up beside Bobobo* WE WILL REPAIR ANYTHING FOR TWO PEANUTS.
Bobobo: *Pours the tea onto Don Patch’s head and kicks him out the door* forgive my cheapskate friend, we work for a Pickle and that all we ask for.
Andrew: A pickle.....
Bobobo: That’s all we ask for.
Andrew:......Ok well we need the holes in the ceiling and floors repaired as well as half the dining room.
Bobobo: that’s all?
Andrew: Says the guy working for a pickle.
Bobobo: Ok then, SUPA FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR *A bright flash fills the room*
Andrew: WHAT THE HELL
*At the exact moment Chris walks back into the room*
Chris: Ok I can’t find any cameras so we must not be on pun-
*He sees a bright flash emanating from Bobobo’s nose*
Chris: I’ll go look harder*and he leaves again*
Bobobo: SECRET TECHNIQUE*the light disappears* All done.
Andrew: That’s the name of the technique....All done.
Bobobo: You got a better name.
Andrew: Is the house fixed?
Bobobo: Go see for your self
*Andrew walks into the dining room to find it completely repaired and even better than before*
Andrew: Wow that is a good name.
*Don patch drops down from the ceiling*
Don Patch: And I thought of the name.
*Bobobo grabs Don Patch throws him into a nearby Cannon and launches him out an open window*
Bobobo: LIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Don Patch: looks like I’m blasting off again
Andrew: Well thanks, and if you want you can have all our pickles, no one likes em.
*An evil gleam reflects off Bobobo’s sunglasses*
Bobobo: Reeaaaalllyyyy?
Andrew: Ya sure.
*Andrew grabs the pickles and hands them to Bobobo*
Bobobo: I’M RICH, I’M RICH
*Bobobo runs off yelling and carrying the pickles*
Andrew: Well that was kinda weird, but this is the Madhouse.
*Alexandra comes down the stairs with Andre&Mika tailing her, all three of them look pale*
Andrew: What happened to you guys?
Alexandra: So......Many......Nose hairs.
Andre: So......Many......Boogers.
Mika: So.....Many .......Tiny....Men.
Alexandra: Did your cats just talk?
Andrew: Oh god you hysterical, you need some rest.
*Andrew whips out a tranquilizer gun and shoots her in the shoulder, and she drops to the floor*
Alexandra: I’mma .......gonna......*Snore*
Andrew: Nighty Night
Andre: Sleep Tight
Mika: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
Fin

WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL What did ya think, and for those of you who don't know Bobobo's main weapon/tool is his nose hairs. well anyways hope ya enjoyed it, see ya next time.