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Part I of II {Off with their fingers; explained}
I said two posts ago that I would explain exactly what all this trouble has been so here it is.
I got my finger severed.
Yes, gape. Gasp, laugh, don't believe. Actually its sorta funny, some guy at my school also got his finger cut off.....but he's a guy. No one expected dainty, spazzy rinn to grab a fun huh?
The story because so many will ask.I was helping my mom set up her art gallery and there was this old, huge, industrial, circular floor fan that could barely hold up. So we were in the front window of it, fixing the measurements when we heard this clang up by the door. The wind had pushed the door into the fan, I went to investigate. I pushed the door out of the way and immediatly I could tell that it was going to fall. My first thought was how do I catch this? Second thought was to steady it with my foot but {by this time everything is working in a wierd slow motion} it was too late. I reached my hand out without thinking to grab the gaird rail around the outermost rim of the fan. It came as a shock and stop of time. For all those that have had an out of body experience it felt like that. I couldn't feel my hand but the other clutching it could feel everything wrong and a rough flat surface where the last half of your finger is supposed to be is not normal. I think I screamed but I don't remember. My sister screamed though and my mom came around the corner. Thew trip to the ER was the longest most sickening ten minutes of my life. My mom kept asking if the finger had been left at the gallery and at that time, it was not the greatest thing to say, then again my mom hasnt been the best comforting conversationalist. I kept telling her it was there, just in the wrong place and to shut up cause I was about to feint.
To keep it short and simple, we got to the ER I bled all over the front desk, puked on their carpet got sent back to room. Had an IV shoved into my arm, drugged up with the heaviest stuff possible. Then they forced shots of Novacane that were so painful it killed the shock and woke up the bruised nerves which the deloted induced hallucinations didn't help. I went into surgery the next day.
Moral of the story: Don't stick your hand in a fan.
And go look up deloted, its a painkiller x.x
Wow, that is the most uncut, to the point, detailed rendition I will ever tell and hopefully it will be the last of all
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