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hiya! 4laugh today i couldn't think of a funny story about myself so i'm gonna tell you a story that my history professor told us on one of the very first days of classes. first thing you gotta know is that he's a cool a-s-s teacher and i personally thought this was a hilarious story. my professor is also around 45 years old so you have to keep that in mind while reading. anyways, the story:
one day when he was around 12-13 years old, his older brother gave him his car keys and asked him to get something out of the back. so my professor went out and, thinking that his brother meant the trunk of the car, opened it up and found a stack of Playboy magazines. so he, being a curious pre-teen / teen, grabbed a few and hid them. the next day, he got some friends and they all looked through them. (rememer, this was about 30 years ago, so nothing graphic in our standards today was actually shown) well, he lived in a close knit town where everyone knew everyone. one of his friends got the idea to take a "graphic" poster of a girl in one of those weird bathing suit thingies they had back then and taped it on an old lady's house window so that it looked lite the woman on the poster was looking in on her. since, like i said before, it was a small town, the old lady found out it was my professor and told his mother about it. but all his mother said was "well, at least he's reading." yeah, right. Playboy magazines + teenagers does not equal reading. so his mother, thinking he was "reading" teh magazines, bought him a subscription to "National Geographic" magazines which, back then, were a hell of a lot more graphic then the Playboy magazines. there were actually naked women in there.
well, that's my story for today. hope you enjoyed it 4laugh