Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

hi y'all! today i've been doin' nothing but sleeping so i'm gonna tell you about my fight with a popsicle a few weeks back.
me and my girlfriend went to the ODU-a-con (mini anime convention held at Old Dominion University) and i got into a really bad craving for ice cream. so we went downstairs and as we were passing the vending machines, we happened to notice that there was an ice cream vending machine! eek
i was soooo excited because that meant that i didn't have to walk all the way over to the 7-11. so i looked at the choices but being me and having my luck, there was only two choices left: a dreamsicle and an ice cream sandwich. i wanted the ice cream sandwich but my gf talked me into getting the dreamsicle. so as soon as it came out, i immediately took it out of the wrapper and put it in my mouth. problem was, i didn't know that they kept the ice cream frozen in those machines by using dry ice. so as soon as i put the dreamsicle in my mouth, it got stuck to my lips!!! i was starting to freak out so i tried to pull it off, but they were really stuck good. i eventually tore them off the dreamsicle and it really hurt! crying
after a few minutes, my gf finally told me that my lips were bleeding. i went into the restroom and sure enough, blood was running down my chin. it was really cool because it looked like i was a vampire who had just gotten a drink from someone. so i ended up walking around the convention with a papertowel in my mouth and trust me, i got a lot of stares. eventually i got to eat the dreamsicle after it was almost totally devoured by other people (people have a habbit of eating my food) but it hurt because a dreamsicle has citrus in it. crying
and that was the story of how i got into a fight with a popsicle and won, but got a battle wound in the process. 4laugh