I FINALLY GOT MY EMAIL BACK!!
Not only that, but it's not an icky adress that makes me vomit anymore! For my friends reading this, I'm gonna go PM you as soon as I finish this and tell you what I changed it to. For the random stalkers/perverts/ID thieves/bananas reading this-

Or the pancake will eat you.

UPDATE OF SCREECHY DOOM-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation (complementary of a famous scholar who shall not be named)-
The crazy person writing in this journal got 'Our Live Album is Better Than Your Live Album' by Reel Big Fish. She seems to be pleased with this.