Once upon a time, there was a lady called Pandemon. She was a demon, and an extremely powerful one at that. One time she was walking in a cave on the beach, and suddenly quicksand so she was pulled under. HOWEVER, the quicksand led to hell, where she met up this dude named Pepé. He had washboard abs and very pretty shiny black horns. Pandemon beat this man silly until his back bled like raw meat, and so they essentially had sex by Pande's terms. SHE was pleasured by her actions, at the very least.

So suddenly an assassin popped out from behind a chair and shot Pande in the head, literally blowing her mind away.