Once upon a time, there was a girl from the distant land of giants, that is, Dutch-Land, and her name was Marie. People in the land of giants did nothing all day long except talk in their viking tongue, walk in their silly wooden clogs, and milk cows. One day, Marie decided to pack her bags full of all her adorable milkmaid outfits and wooden clogs and left her windmill for a land of dwarfs. After stepping over a small puddle, Marie found a very large land full of very short people, many of whom were only six feet tall or even shorter! Marie puzzled briefly over these pygmies, but by her analysis, quickly determined them 'delicious'. Marie set about making friends in this strange, new, short land, which she found the pygmies called "Amerikaa" in their loud-speak, and met many fine, but very short, specimens within a 'drama cloob'. Among these strange, barbaric child-people was 'Serah', a high-spirited go-getter who was very short but could sing and stuff, "Mörgónan", their leader into battle and the one who spoke of insane and impossible realities far beyond human reckoning, as if mooring from one lonely isle in the vast infinity of space the horrifying and complex secrets of the many multiverses and ulterior dimensions, where the sciences are distant and disconnected pins portraying only the tattered knowledge of the dark and untouched vistas of reality, but she too was also tragically short, and there was also Bob who was scruffy, but also Nystrom, who was in fact somewhat tall. In Amerikaa, Marie also found out she was a princess, and met this guy named Brian who was maybe a prince or something, maybe. However, there she experienced Ugg boots, McDonald's, Nicks in Boxes and iPods, which did not exist in Dutch-Land, for they were created for short people, by short people. Marie experienced, love, hate, anger, rage, confusion, questionable morals and love all at once. Marie could not take in all of the sudden,uninterpretable info, and so her head exploded, exposing her to be not a a very tall person, but a robot of average height. The pygmies were confused, and used her exploded head to discover 'fie-er', which they used to cook things, like turkey and hamburgers. It was then and only then that they began to grow tall like the ancient giants of Dutch-Land.

But that was not the end of Marie, oh no. See, when her head exploded, her memory chip flew to the bottom of the ocean. The go-getter, Serah, being a go-getter, decided to go get the burning chunk of metal, which upon contact, was something of a monolith. Yes, Serah instantly understood everything ever, and she vowed to return Marie back to what she was. Then, and only then, would they take over the land of 'Coll-ee-fore-nah', starting from the dwarf tribal grounds of 'sannafrannasissyko', and, eventually, Marie would take over the land of Amerikaa as dictator queen, as her inherent destiny commanded from the very depths of her primal and ancient tribe of ancients. However, she would not take of the world. That was the destiny of Mörgónan, as Mörgónan had always planned, beginning when she orchestrated the arrival of robo-Marie.

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