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Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating old worms and hay, along cam a spider, and sat down beside her - she gobbled it up straight away!

three biker mice, not very nice, see how they run, all mouth and gun, they crashed into a canal on mars, and splintered their skulls on their handlebars, the ambulancemen scarped them into jars, Three biker mice!

Old mother hubbard, went to the cupboard, to get her pet tiger some meat, but all she had got, was beans and carrots, so the tiger bit off both her feet!

Little Jill Horner, although we warned her, picked her nose with a spear, she poked in too high, snot shot from her eye, and brains dribbled out of her ear.

1)"Who saw him die?"
"I," said the Fly,
"With my little eye,
I saw him die."

2)Little Polly Flinders
Sat among the cinders,
Warming her pretty little toes
Her mother came and caught her,
And whipped her little daughter
For spoiling her nice new clothes.

3)Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home,
Your house is on fire, and your children are all gone.

4)Cry, baby, cry,
Put your finger in your eye,
And tell your mother it wasn't I.

5)Here comes a candle to light you to bed,
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head.

6)Tell tale, tit!
Your tongue shall be split,
And all the dogs in the town
Shall have a little bit.

Cross you heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye

Nurses always give you hope, an angel in a stethoscope