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These are some funny journals that I would appreciate you all to read and comment on. Please enjoy. o___o I SAID COMMENT. D| GAWD. What's wrong with you people. Just... Tell me if you like it. PLEASE. GO AHEAD...
Parenthood... by Accident
Setting: Appartment
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Thorn: *combing out hair in bathroom* *clothes are ruffled up*

Dark: *knocks on door* T-thorn.... c-can I c-come in?

Thorn: Yeah, of course! *opens door* *sees Dark crying* What's wrong? D;

Dark: *hands Thorn a pregnancy test thingy* L-Look at it... *sniff*

Thorn: Okay... But I'm preety sure I'm not going to get pregneat. *holds it up* O__O;;

Dark: Well? See it?

Thorn: There's a smiley face..... *stares at Dark* D-Did you get...?

Dark: *nodsobnod*

Thorn: WHO WAS IT? D :< I'LL KILL THE MAN THAT DID THIS TO YOU!

Dark: *points at Thorn*

Thorn: o________O;;;; Uh....

Dark: *nodnod*

Thorn: B-BUT I WAS USING THE SAFTEY TEQNIQUE! D :

Dark: Did you check to make sure it wasn't broken?

Thorn: Oops. O_O

Dark: *bashes head in wall* MY LIFE IS RUINED! LOOK AT ME! *turns to Thorn* YOU CAN ALLREADY SEE ME GETTING FAT. Dx<

Thorn: I-It's fine! I-I'll help you! *starts to cry with Dark*

Eon: Hey guys, what's goin' on? *walks in* *sees everyone crying* O_o;; Uh... What happened?

Dark: I'M FREAKING PREGNEAT, LEAVE ME ALONE!

Eon: O__O;; *backs off*
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Later at the Mall...
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Thorn: *holding bags of baby clothes* T______T I'm not sure I like parenting....

Dark: Well, at least Eon knows everything about... well everything? *eating lollipop*

Eon: Yup... So... *also holding baby clothes* What's the baby's name gonna' be?

Dark: Clarice.

Thorn: AH-HA. No.

Dark: What? I think that's a fine name! We're gonna have a girl, aren't we?

Thorn: Noooo, we're having a BOY named DOMONIC.

Dark: D|< I'M THE ONE WHO'S PUSHING IT OUT, SO I'M NAMING IT!

Thorn: WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GET PREGNEAT!

Eon: G-Guys, settle down. O__O;;
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Later.... At IKEA
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Eon: OHMYGAWD! OH-OH! L-Look at the swirly chair!

Thorn: Eon, stop goofing around. -__-;;

Eon: SPIN, SWIRLLY CHAIR, SPIN! >8D

Dark: Oh, look honey, they got these addorable baby furniture!

Thorn: No. Too expensive. *chucks at random*

Random: OWW!

Eon: Ohh, you guys should get this rocking chair!

Dark: Eon... you're embarrassing me.

Eon: ROCK, ROCKING CHAIR, ROCK! >8D
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Later... at a bookstore...
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Eon: While you guys are here, you should read some books on parenting. It could really help!

Thorn: *reading a perverted manga* Whut? o__o;;

Dark: *looking pop-up books* A-HAH! THE BUNNY JUMPED OUT! D8

Eon: -___-;; You guys are faliures as parents...

Dark: *reading* Drinking beer accesively means your baby will have birth defects?

Eon: Yes, it's been proven-*slapped* OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Dark: "Birth-defects" my BUTT. D;< *downs a beer*

Thorn: NO! *grabs beer, downs it itself* MY BABY MUST BE A PERFECT CHILD!

Eon: G-GUYS! GUYS! You can't drink in the bookstore...

Dark: Hic-GIVE ME MY BEER BACK! DX *punches Thorn in lower gut*

Thorn: AUGH! Ahhhh... Owww... *falls to ground* *curls into ball* AH-OWWW.

Eon: AHH! OHMYGAWD!! D-DARK! St-stop!

Dark: *glares* e__e

Eon: Mommy. o.o *curls into ball on ground*
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Back at appartment...
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Thorn: GAH! *drags gifts into corner* Ugh... What a day....

Dark: D; This is hard work... *sets diapers on counter*

Eon: *walks in* Well it's your guy's fault for getting... well, you know...

Dark: So? I was drunk. Not my fault!

Thorn: Um.... YEAH! SHE WAS DRUNK. O_o;;

Eon: Stop taking advantage of woman, THORN....

Thorn: Sorry. ;__;

Dark: Hmm....

Eon: What? o_o

Dark: Mabye I should try again... *glances at Thorn*

Thorn: Getting pregneat? That'd be kinda hard...

Dark: No! T-The test. I herd sometimes that it's not 100% full proof.

Eon: THEN GO! *pushes Dark in bathroom* IF THERE'S A POSSIBILITY, THEN WE MUST TAKE IT. D8<
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Later....
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Eon: ........

Thorn: ........

Dark: *comes in with a frown*

Thorn: H-How'd it go?

Dark: I'm not pregneat.... O_O

Eon: Then why so sad?

Dark: I ripped up all the recipts for the stuff we bought.

Thorn: WHAT!?!

Dark: I'm sorry! I was recycling! Saving the planet and stuff. o_O;;

Eon: We should throw it away?

Thorn: NO! WE ARE NOT WAISTING THIS STUFF. D;& Dark, I'm getting you pregneat weather you like it or not.

Dark: What?

Thorn: BETTER GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY. DX *drags Dark in bedroom*

Dark: AH! W-WAIT! @_@
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The End...






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Darkerz
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commentCommented on: Wed Mar 19, 2008 @ 12:24am
XDD!!! OMFG!!
I started laughing and I fell of the stool and my grandma came in and yelled... Lol
Dude, seriously... She probably would be drinking anyways ._.;
-Omgbadparentshotdead-
Lolz Thorn x3 You'd think Eon would kill him =o luv it, keep writing x3


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