Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
(BetleGeuse) Beetle Juice
[Joe is talking to a puppet on his hand]
Puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know. Why?
Puppet: Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
(Joe Hallenbeck) The Last Boy Scout
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious s**t.
(Doc Brown) Back to the Future
Uh... believe me when I say, that this is the only place in the world where the Geese chase you!
(Ian Malcolm) The Lost World: Jurassic Park
It's strange how pulling a trigger is easier than playing the guitar. Easier to destroy, than to create.
(El Mariachi) Desperado
Tell me, Commodore Norrington, do you fear death?
(Davy Jones) Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds End
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Alastor Cyanide, In one word... DUDE!
It's just stuff, yo!
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