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You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

The early bird may get the worm, but the late rising worm lives.

"If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone will think someone famous said and they'll start saying it and then eventually it will be famous."

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!