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Forgot about these. I do like some/most of them too. =]


Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it iss today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?

Can you breath out of your nose and into your mouth at the same time?

If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?