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I'm going on a Nursery Rhyme spree for some reason XD
Lol, not for children!~ ; ]

Ms. Jack and Mr. Jill

There once was this hobo who lived on a hill

His name was Jill

And he was in love with the daughter of the Mill.

To win Jack’s hand he had to kill

The father who tended the till

Down at the grocery store sill.

So he waited until Papa Mill

Was down to his last pill

To move in for the kill.

He conditioned himself not to feel

As the axe hacked through the grill

Of Mister Mill.

Before he could finish the kill

Jill suddenly dropped ill

As the stench made him reel.

The contents of his stomach suddenly had to spill

All over Jack Mill

And they tumbled on down that hill.