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arrow Okay, time to reveal a deep seeded hatred that I've been harboring for ...a very long time.

Ever since 5th grade, actually.

That long.

I've been silent about it for the longest time, in hopes that someday, maybe I'd grow out of it.

.......

Nope. Still hatin'.

This deep, corroding hatred that I've habored is directed towards something that many would find...incredibly humorous.

But believe me, my feelings towards this thing are anything but humorous. I speak in all honesty, and am totally vehement in my belief.

Raichu is the fugliest Poke'Mon in existence.

That's right. Raichu. Or, as I like to call him: THE ABOMINATION.

Raichu, is the horrifyingly mutated, or 'evolved' form of Pikachu. domokun

Raichu is a blasphemy upon God. He is a plague among humanity, and anyone that habors Raichu should be shot in the face.

The Devil himself looked upon Raichu and exclaimed: 'HOLY ********! This is EVIL that not even I am capable of!!' evil

Raichu's hideous, vomitous mass would make children commit suicide, after gouging their eyes out. burning_eyes

Raichu's voice would cause your ear drums to bleed and drive you to insanity. Possibly even cause you to put a kitten in the oven. eek

Raichu is an evil so terrifying, that words alone cannot describe it's demonic aura.

You start off with an adorable Pichu. He's uber cute and cuddly. Much like Maing.

"Pichu!" heart whee

Then he evolves to Pikachu. Still incredibly cute and cuddly. He's loveable and powerful.

"Pikachu!" heart whee

...ThunderStone?

"Pika?" sweatdrop

Then, your Pikachu twists and cracks, and mutates into this hideous b*****d called Raichu! Your once loveable Pikachu contorts into an odious goblin that is a living sin.

"Raaaaiiiiiicccchhhuuu..."

"AGHHHH!!!! PIKACHU!!! WHAT THE ******** HAPPENED?!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU NEVER DESERVED THIS!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!! I'll...Put you out of your misery...." gonk

*SHOT GUN BLAST*

"HOLY ********, It's STILL MOVING!!!!"

When I unfortunately evolved my Pikachu, a similar event happened. Only instead of the shotgun, my loveable Pikachu jumped into incoming highway traffic in order to avoid a fate worse than death.

Seriously. It's no joke.

Let's recall an incident that Ash Ketchem would've run into if his Pikachu actually DID evolve into a Raichu.

Let's suppose that after he fought Lt. Surge for the first time, he tried to evolve Pikachu to make it into Raichu.

Ash: Would you want to become a Raichu?

Pikachu: Pii! ([******** NO, b***h.) mad

Ash: You sure? **Holds up thunderstone**

Pikachu: KA!! **Smacks the stone away** talk2hand

Ash: I guess not...

**Pikachu begins walking away and falls into a pit of thunderstones**

Pikachu: PPPPIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKAAAAAAA!!! (OH ******** NOOOOOOO!!) scream

Ash: PIKACHU?!!!!!

**Pikachu twists and deforms as the numerous thunderstones cause Pikachu to sprout multiple tumors and Raichu tails. His face grows an ear in the middle, while an eye emerges from his stomach. Pikachu's once cute and cuddly body turns into a bloody, tumorous mass of broken joints, tails, tenacles and sinew. Pikachu is the now disgustingly evil Raichu. Only worse.**

Raichu: RAIIIIII...(Kill me...)

The only remedy to this disaster would be to incase the Raichu in cement. Or carbonite. And drop it in the middle of the ocean. With weights. To be sure that it would never surface or return to land ever again. One could only hope the ocean's depths would be a strong enough prison for the demonic Raichu.


If I ever call you a Raichu, or insult you with anything having to do with Raichu, please know that I hold you in the highest contempt. I wish that God would strike you down and disenegrate the land around you, as not to tarnish the Earth with your sick, demented corpse. stressed

To be called a Raichu is the most horrifying of insults. There isn't a word powerful enough to describe the evil that lurks inside you. I hope to God that I should never encounter such an evil.

A word to the wise. Don't think it be funny to send me an image or a message with any images, or words depicting Raichu. You alone have declared war upon me, and should be prepared to feel the wrath that I will inflict upon you.

I will have NO qualms in the slightest to end a friendship because the "friend" thought it'd be funny to test out what happens if they tease me with Raichu. It'd be the equivilant of throwing the deceased remains of a small child on my doorstep.

I'll ******** kill you.

Don't joke about Raichu. I don't find it funny. In the slighest.

"Ha ha.. that's so funny..."

I'll rip you limb from limb if you ever call me a Raichu.

God have mercy upon your soul if you do.

I'm spreading the word. Soon, within 10 years, calling someone a Raichu will be worse than the N word.

So, watch out.

And beware of Raichu. exclaim

-Ayden-