YES it is me, back again. Well, not again, but I'm here so monkeys can swim. Yes, this is the journal of nonsense, and as a special event for the grand opening, I shall post DUMB questions that get DUMB answers.
Q: Why does Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune as the Alphabet song?
A: Because you touch yourself at night.
Q: If I have a question that I want to ask can I post it as a comment?
A: Why didn't you just post the question instead of asking me that?
Q: If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9. What was 10 afraid of?
A: 10 isn't afraid of anything because if 1 got attacked then 0 would help and vice versa.
Q: If a tree fell in a forest and nobody was around to hear it, would it make a sound?
A: If it wanted to, I guess.. The only reason why things make sound is because they want attention, like my little brother for example.
Q: Where's your mom at?
A: Where she wants to be.
Q: What's the meaning of life, existence, and the universe?
A: If I told you that you would eventually kill yourself because you would realize that this life is pointless. And that's not exactly a dumb question.
Q: How do you spell dog?
A: With a calculator.
Q: What happens when you cross a Zebra with a monkey?
A: My a**..
Q: In a universe where 5 = 6 what is 1+1 after you eat a piece of pie while sweeping your house?
A: Since the number five or six has nothing to do with the number one, and one plus one has nothing to do with eating pie or sweeping, then my equation turns out like this 1+1=a**s.
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