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Okay, peoples listen to me WWE is crazy you see,
Full of violence and mayhem,
Perfect male show even for the ladies you know,
I love me some WWE cuz the Undertaker kicks some a** like he's doin it for me,
Stone Cold Steve Austin is the toughest S.O.B you'll ever meet,
The Rock was a hero for WWE fans like me,
Mick Foley is a legend cuz of his violent matches,
Even the Divas are young and attractive,
Mickie James is the best cuz well she's crazy amazing,
Santino Marella is well a HOMO,
There's easy plots for people like my friend Scott,
And if you don't like it,
Well from the D-Generation tag team itself,
"If you don't like well we've got two words for ya.... SUCK IT"