*stare in to the abyss* now what was i doing again.... oh yeah i was going home to make a pie...
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Hello and welcome to Phantomtuba's living. Im your host, Phantomtuba! Today we are going to make Dark Abyss pie. First we start off my making the crust... im sure you all know how to do that from out last show so ill give you some time to make it so i can do the same.... I apologize for not being completely prepared for this. so lets get started on that crust!! mrgreen Fisrt the flour... then the sugar, cant for get the baking soda... and a little bit of my own secret ingridents. Roll it out to about 1/4 inch thik, now we put into our pie pan/plate how ever you guys say it... i alway say pie pan, but that doesnt matter. when your done preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
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Anywho now it time for the Abyss pie filling. First youll need 1 cup of sugar, and 3 cups of flour, 2 tsp of vanilla, 4 cups of radioactive material, and finally 3 punds of Dark Abyss matter, you can usually pick it up at your local Walmart store but i like getting mine in the alley behind Barton Boutique from a shady fellow names Melvin.
Combine all the ingridents in a large mixing bowl. and mix till you get a swirlling vortex motion in your dark matter. Pour the mixture in to the pie crust, but besure not to get sucked into the the mixture, other wise it would be a nasty little suprise on the side where you ended up. Now stick it in the oven for about 30 mins. still being cautioous not to be pulled in. the pie should be pulling things toward it at the rate of 3 G's
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Now its time to pull the pie out of the Oven... *turn off and opens oven*~SHWWWOOOSSSHHH~ NOW IS THE TIME YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED THE PULLING AND THE ROAR OF THIS PIE IS SO INTENSE THAT IM HAVING TROUBLE HEARING MYSELF SPEAK. CAREFULLY PULL THE PIE OUT AND SET IT ON THE TABLE AND RUN THE HECK AWAY!!!! *runs for the door but gets pulled back* I CANT HOLD ON ANY LONGER!!.... AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH *gets pulled into pie*..........
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