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My Crazy, Insane, Wacky Life I've been told that my life should be a comical T.V. show. In here, I'll show you why. Maybe you'll agree by the end of it, or maybe you'll say I should go for intensive therapy, and absolutly stay away from the screen.


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This Months Collectibles
Did everyone see the announcement about this months collectibles? They gave clues as to what it might be. I figured out the clues, but not the items. I think it might have something to do with wings. heart




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Eragon the Movie (SPOILERS AHEAD, DO NOT READ IF NOT SEEN)
I HATED the movey Eragon!!!!!! It was HORRIBLE. They made mincemeat out of that movey. half of the important charactors were missing. For crying out loud, ARYA HAD NO POINTED EARS!!!! What kind of elf doesn't have pointed ears? It's like the deffinition. And what was up with Saphira just flying into the sky and growing big all of a sudden. There wasn't even a time lapse? And what was with her obeying whatever stupid order Eragon gave ber like some kind of pack horse? And what about when Eragon discovered magic and could just all of a sudden do anything he wanted? And what was with the ending???!!!! He didn'f go to freaking Ellesmira like he was supposed to! How will he defeat Galbatorix? And what was with Brom killing the Ra'zak? And what about him dying in Gi'lead, when he was supposed to die protecting Eragon from the Ra'zak? And where were the flippin' darves? THERE WERE NO DWARVES AT ALL!!!!! And what was up with Durza riing some stupid dark magic shadow dragon?! And since when did Angela the herbalist look like some stinking Egyptian whore(parden my French)?!!! And what happened to Jehod and Roran(who ran away to keep from being enlisted of all things!) and Solembum and the Dwarves. FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, ARYA HAD NO POINTED EARS!!!!!! Also, her hair was blond and she was only poisoned AFTER Gil'ead. And Tronjheim was only a bunch of medium sized stone buildings set on a cliff. The battle was really lame to. I HATE THAT MOVEY! Someone should put that director, scriptwriter, and producer out of thier misery before they ruin another movey. I was so disapointed.



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I hate Sundays. It probably has to do with the fact that monday was always (and still is) back sto school, back to life. Not to mention being dragged to church where I have to sit listening to some guy talking about how much more giving and thankfull we need to be, and I look around, and let me tell you, the people at this church are not putting thier wealth on the line to give to other people. Then my mom would drag me to some old persons house that has pictures of saints all over and statues of the virgin Mary on all the tables, acompanied by rosaries and prayer cards. I was always STARVING at these houses, and all they ever had was grapefruit and saltines! Not to mention the only places to sit were strait backed chairs and sofas with very little padding. The memories will never leave me.




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Post Thanksgiving Blues
Have you ever noticed that the time between T.G. and Christmas is a little deppressing? I mean, you have to go back to school with no days off in between the two holidays. Everyone is either decorating or shopping like mad. YOu don't really spend much time with your family, instead you're constantly running around in a car all over creation. Seems kind of melancholy to me. Not to mention, for those of you still in school, the school year isn't even half over. All in all, it seems to be a very blah time.



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Some gym teachers are just strange
Ok, my gym teacher has spent the last two weeks talking about the amazing benefits of.......ice. Seriously, the guy thinks that ice is the cure to all ails. He makes us keep ice on our very uninjured hands without any kind of padding for twenty minute intervals! I swear, the guy is like the father in My Big Fat Greek Wedding! I'm sitting thier with my hand burning from the ice immersion in a whirlpool, ice spray, ice packs, ice bags, and everything else under the sun that starts with ice, and he's telling me that you don't need any kind of padding between your self and the ice, and that it's impossible to get frostbite from having ice directly on your skin for thirty minutes. Ok, maybe he's right, but I happen to like my hand, and I need it very much for note taking NEXT PERIOD! scream One of these days I expect him to come out with something like, "Got pnumonia? Put some ice on it! Got Brucitis? Go soak in an ice immersion bath!" rolleyes Some gym teachers are just plain weird, and not in a good, creative way, either. Just remember, if suffering from acne, go put some ethly chloride (ice spray) on it! wink




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Round the Mulberry Bush
I spent the weekend at an out of town relatives babysitting. While babysitting I had to make this stuff called blue goo (cornstarch, water, food coloring), cook a seafood and steak dinner (I know I didn't eat like that when I was a kid!), watch a thousand episodes of Spongebob, crawl around on my hands and knees pretending to be a dog (trust me I felt like one 3nodding ), and untie a seemingly endless supply of jump rope knots. Then I came home, but tommorow right after school I'm going down to see them AGAIN! crying wahmbulance In a very short time period I am going to go insane. I DO NOT LIKE LITTLE KIDS! Why was I born the oldest? Can I sue my parents for the cruel and unusual punishment of having little cousins that worship me when I can't stand them? I have to lock myself in the bathroom because they pound on the doors. I get woken up at the most insane hours of the morning and night by little fuzzballs. But one day, I will have revenge twisted , and then I won't have my hands dyed blue from liquified silly putty.



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Caught Red Handed!
Today my friend who I am wrapping in plastc for my art sculpture demanded that I read the first volume of Meru Puri. I wanted to, but I had some overdo books on my library account. So, when she offered to chech it out for me, I said uh, Yah! rolleyes . I mean, who wouldn't? But, she was naive enough to hand it to me in front of the librarians! She said that I was just carrying it for her, which I do all the time because the amount of text books she carries is insane! Anyway, later that day I was sitting in the caff reading it, and who would walk up but the head librarian. I guess she didn't realize what she saw until she was outside, but she turned around and started banging on the glass making 'you are SO dead scream !' motions with her hands. Now, my librarian is pretty cool, but she is of course a strict play by the rules type of person. Tommorow, I am gonna get fried and served with mayo! xd




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hi, and welcome to my journal
Please, if you are unstable or have a prexisting heart condition, do not read about my wacky life blaugh Ha, ha, just kidding.

I'm really new to this place, but a really good friend of mine is a nut over it.
Today, in my art class, we were making full life size sculptures made out of plastic wrap and packaging tape. Yes, that means we had to wrap plastic and tape around our best friends. Unfortunatly, I wrapped my best friend up so tight that it took three people and a pair of scissors to get her out. I really don't know how she was able to breath. I think the only reason she put up with it was by sustaning herself with the thought of being able to wrap my head up when it was her turn. Yikes! Do you think she'll "remember" to cut holes for my mouth and nose? sweatdrop Not to mention she'll have some very sharp scissors in her hand. This is her twisted Maybe I should start packing.



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