...Population: 6, perhaps soon to rise.
I have been branded with many labels in all my years: Villainess, criminal, madwoman, psychotic, she-devil, lunatic, witch, demon, anarchist, evildoer...and yet one label which people never apply to me is "innovative free-thinker". Or "entrepreneur". Or "leader".
The good guys are always so bloody negative when it comes to evaluating my work.
Granted, I am a villainess, a criminal and a madwoman who trucks with dark magicks, but I do believe in giving back to the community. Granted, such contributions are usually done in my own self-interest as well and the accusations that my charity comes with strings which trail off to my own clandestine attempts to establish a seat of power for myself may or may not be entirely baseless, but come now. Let's stay focused on the community here. Community is good, is it not?
And so I have opened the doors of my secluded little hovel so that I might establish the town of Bloodyweddburgshiretown, located in Zip Code 006543. That's simple enough to remember, isn't it?
Our population is already blossoming dramatically. Last night, mine was the only house in Zip Code 006543. Yet when I awoke this morning, five new citizens had constructed five new homes. Clearly my attempts to establish this town have borne fruit! I extended a heartfelt housewarming gift to each of my new citizens, thanking them for putting Bloodyweddburgshiretown on the map (and indebting them to me so that I might later call on their support for...oh, nevermind, it's not important...).
The problem here is that I only govern the fourth block of Barton in Zip Code 006543. And I earnestly believe that all of Zip Code 006543 could benefit from my visionary leadership and my insan...I mean, my talents for thinking outside the box. With the aid and support of my hardworking and grateful citizenry I shall conqu...extend my influence over one neighboring block after the next, until the entirety of Zip Code 006543 shall succumb to the madness of the arcane mistress Bloodywedd! Today, 006543! Tomorrow, the world!!!
...I mean...
...I truly do have your best interests at heart. Truly. Won't you support my bid for mayor? Or governor, perhaps? I like the title of governor. Governor Bloodywedd. Yes, that would be delightful....
BLOODYWEDD FOR GOVERNOR-MAYOR, 2007!
This time, why not choose the greater of two evils?
 Bloodywedd · Sun Feb 04, 2007 @ 07:40pm · 0 Comments |
