I got bored an decided hey why not record quotes? should be fun. Enjoy!
me: -laying on couch watching tv- mom: -sits on me- me: oh my god your fat for a skinny woman! mom: -pinches- dont call your mother fat! me: ow! not my fault tubby! mom: -pinches- youve been awfully testy today. me: ow! you have testies! -pinches back- mom: ow! -whacks- me: CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!
just got out of 2nd block class
me: AAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!! vernon:.....ready for that joint yet? me:....please?
IN 2nd block class
me: ray will you take up my calc for me? ray: ....sure why not! me: thank you! your my favorite fairy!!! ray: -flaps arms wildy- Im a fairy! TWITTER TWITTER!
once agian in 2nd block class
me: -leans on close to zoes ear- shifty zoe:......? me: what? zoe: did you say something? me: your hearing things zoe: o.o
in wellness
me: -walks out in hall to a drink- brittany: -just got out of locker room- me: hey britt! brittany: nasty nasty boys and they all smell like cornchips!!! me:WHA?!
in orlando florida
me: -hugs yuki plushie- he gets the high honor of being in my bed! steph: that a high honor? who HASNT been in your bed? me: -growls and pinches- whos BEEN IN yours?
still in orlando
stephs dad: we need to get charles something before we go back...something he needs me: -sipping on sprite- steph:-whispers in my ear- he NEEDS a hooker me: -chokes on sprite- o.o
in brandi's camper after we had lost one of the two roaches and couldnt find it anywhere. me: -pulls out homemade pipe- brandi: are we gonna smoke it NOW?! me:..yeah??? brandi: ok... me: -looks in the bowl of the pipe- HEY heres the 2nd roach! brandi: o.o me: -looks inside the pipe- are you magic? brandi: its voodoo!!!
once again in brandi's camper
me: lets watch rocky horror picture show! brandi: ok! -picks up dvd case- its not in here... me: huh? brandi: -looking for it- its not in there! me: -helps look- brandi: AAAGH!!! -throws something big across camper- me: o.o -cowers-
thats all for quote page 1
XacidicxpanicX · Mon Mar 26, 2007 @ 07:04am · 2 Comments |