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once upon a time there was a girl. She was weird. At school she sat nex to one of her friends and on the other side sat this ugly boy. who looked like this: scream and this: pirate and somewhat lik this: emo He would always make fun of her for no reason. So one day the girl wanted revenge and brought gummi bears to school. She smushed up and put it on his chair before class started. Her plan was to talk to him startin wen he walked in so he wouldnt notice the gummi bear on the chair. She suceed and wen he was called by the teacher to get his test back, a red gummi bear was hangnin off his butt. The girl and her friend laughed their heads off and felt content. They never knew if the boy ever found out...but it was a memorable prank. blaugh
*not a true story, and the girl is not me*

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a balance scale it said "to be continued..." mrgreen burning_eyes

once upon a time there was a two sisters who were soo crazy. Their relatives came over for thanksgiving dinner and was left with the dirty dishes. Instead of washing them they started dancing lik stupid idots in the middle of the dinning room singin I'm dreaming of you by Selena. They were spinning when suddenly one of them fell down onto a chair and tripped onto the wooden floor boards. They laughed their heads off and the older sister farted. eek Finally they decided to be responsible and did the dishes witch took them forever
afterwards they started playing with their new phone. takin pictures of em selves with different effects and frames. "Why dont we tak a pic wit mommy and daddy" we went downstairs and showed it to them and now they dont want to give it back. Daddy is laughing very fakely while mommy is: twisted

I am very bored sitting here.....
to be continued

yo mama is soo ugly that wen she entered the ugly contest the judges said sorry no pros. - anoymonus rofl (dont care bout spelling)